Ask Organization XIII

(This isn't real! Just for laugh)
Okay, The Organization Social Groups now in Castle that Never Was, In The World That Never Was. Me, silvertrump is going to interview with all members of Organization XIII!

Me: Now i allowed to introduce Organization number 1: Xemnas, The Superior!
Xemnas(XS): ..................................
Me: ........................ Maybe he's nervous, okay to the next member, Xigbar The Free Spammer!
Xigbar (XR): AS IF! it's Free Shooter, not Free Spammer!
Me: oh yeah, sorry. Now the next member, Xaldin, The Whirlwind Lancer!
Xaldin (XN): Hi, can you face the "WIND OF DESPAIR"?!!!
Me: .....umm.... No..... *smelling something stink* WTF! WHAT'S THAT SMELL!!!
XN: Sorry, it's my other.....Wind of Despair.....
Me: Ugh! now to the next member, Vexen, The Chilly Academic
Vexen (V): Can you feel the chill? *make the room cold*
Me: *Sneezing* ugh... I just healed from Flu!!! Anyway, Now it's Lexeaus, The Silent Hero!
Lexeaus (LS): Hey, what's up! I just from gym!
Me: Fine, It seems you always fit. Okay to the next member, Zexion The Cloaked Schemer!
Zexion (Z) :*Reading his Lexicon*
Me:...................................................... What are you doing?
Z: Screw up!
Me:............................... Okay, now Saix, The Luna Diviner!
Saix(S): Hi.
Me: Isn't the rumor right that you're a Werewolf?
S: No. Get out of my sight or you'll die.
Me: uh oh *running from Saix*. Okay, now's our favorite member, Axel, The Flurry of Dancing Flare!
Axel (A): It's The Flurry of Dancing Flame, Got it Memorized?
Me: Sorry.
A: It's "Sorry, Mr. Axel." got it memorized?
Me: Ah, never mind. Now it's time to, Demyx, the Melodius Noctume!
Demyx (D): Hi! what's up!
Me: Fine, hey i like your hair. How you make that?
D: It's simple. First, get out from your home. Then, go to a shop. Then, find the hairgel. Then, pick up the hairgel. Then, walk to the cashier. Then, pick a money. Then.................*infinity "Then,blablablablablabla"*.
Me:ZZZZZZZZZZ. Huh! what! okay that's for Demyx. Now is the time for Luxord, The Gambler Of Fate!
Luxord (LD): You want to play poker?
Me: I want to, but after the interview over. Now is the time to Marluxia, the Graceful Assassin!
Marluxia (M): Do you feel lucky, punk? *nodded the weapon to trump*
Me: Uhh...... Let's to the next member, Larxene, The.....
Larxene (LE): Shut up.
Me: Oh, fine. Let's to number XIII, Roxas, The Key of Destiny!
Roxas (R): Hi.
Me: What's your favorite food?
R: ...... I forgot
Me: What's your girlfriend?
R: ...... I forgot
Me: ...............
R: ...............
Me: Fine, let's to the secret member who will have the appearence in 358/days, Xion, The.... Um... What's your title again?
Xion (XI): It's *Censored*.
Me: Oh, Now i see! Okay, to the all members of Organization, I want to ask, What is that you seek?
XS: Kingdom Hearts....
Me: And what would you do to obtain that?
XS: By take someone's heart. Include YOU.
Me: UH OH!
XS: Get HIM!!!!
Me: ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*Interview end*

Okay, if you want to ask something about Organization XIII, just post it in here. And the Organization Social Group will help you to ask them.

Example the question: "What is Xigbar's favorite quote?"
AND DON'T ASK SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T HAVE CONNECTION TO ORGANIZATION XIII!
Example: "Who is the one who killed Ansem?"

 

If you still don't understand how to ask, here's the example:

Question: To Roxas, why you always seen in Yaoi?

 

Here's the interview:

Me: So... Axel.
A: *eating sea salt ice cream* It's "Mr. Axel". You didn't memorized it did you?
Me: Oh, sorry. So "MR" Axel, how long does it take you to do your hair?
A: Huh? the hair? Ah, i never cut it since i was born.
Me: WTF?
A: If you say "WTF" again, i will cut you into half, got it memorized?
Me: .......and is that really your natural hair color?
A: This hair? oh, actually, I'm Reno's twin brother.
Me: Your.....WHAT???
A: Actually, i met him to Square Enix party together. He's a nice man...
Me: I thought the Organization can't go to real world....
A: What? You still believe that i'm real Axel? I'm just his cosplay.
Me: ............... SO WHY I MUST INTERVIEW YOU, YOU IDIOT!
Cosplay Axel(CA): I thought this is another square enix project.... they said i got a million dolar if i do the interview....
A: *Real Axel appeared* First, you copying my quote, second your wearing my cloak. Then you ate my ice cream! That's enough, you FAKE!
CA: oh no.
A: *summoning his chakram* COME HERE, I'LL MAKE IT ALL STOP!
CA: NO! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: BURN BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *seeing Cosplay Axel becoming like Roast Duck*.................... Okay, that's the interview for today!

 

Okay, i'll answer when i use my computer, because the interview is so long

 

Interview:

Me: Hi Demyx.
D: Hi trump
Me: What a nice guitar do you have!
D: Oh yeah, thanks buddy.
me: Do you actually play the guitar or you use it to pick up chicks?
D: Well...... I use it for pick up chicks!
Me: But why i never seen you with a chick?
D: Because that jerk......
Chicks (C): *Appeared with many number of them* LOOK! IT'S HIM!!! KYAAAA!!!!!!!!
D: Finally! now i get a...... *the Chicks left him and ran to Axel*
C: KYAAAAA!!!!!! AXEL!!!!!!!! KYAAA!!!!!!!
A: WTF is this?!! You want my autograph? well, there ya go! *signed up a autograph*
D: *silenced and jealous of Axel*.....................................
Me: Well, that's the interview!

Me: Hi Saix!
S: What?
Me: Is it really a cat that gave you that scar?
S: NO!!! IT'S BECAUSE OF MY DEVOTION OF MOON'S POWER! AND........
Saix's Cat (SC): Miaw.....
S: Hi Kate. Do you miss me? Isn't she cute, Trump?
lick the cat's forehead*
Me: Yuck, yes she is *trying to be nice*
S: *surprised of what's going on to him* HUH! WHAT THE.... NO! THIS ISN'T MY CAT!
Me: Yes it is
S: no it isn't
Lexeaus (L): *appeared*, hi saix, what's going.... WHOA! *Slipped by a banana skin*
SC: Miaw!!!!! *hitted by Lexeaus's tomahawk*
L: ups, sorry....
SC: MIIIIAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *translation: ALL SHALL BE LOST TO YOU!*
L: UH OH! NO NO! ARGHHH!! *getting scratched by the cat*
Me: Wow, that's unsurprised because it's Saix's cat.
L: *crawling to Saix* Saix.....Help me.....
S: What have you DONE TO HER?!!!!
L: OH NO!
S: ALL SHALL BE LOST TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *look to the violence that Saix did to Lexeause* ..... Wow, Saix + His Cat= Demonic Duo! That's the interview!
(Probably the reason why Lexeaus want to live in deep, dark, silent basement of Castle Oblivion because Saix and his cat )

 

The Interview:

Me: Hi Larxene!
Larxene (Le): what?!
Me: are you really pretty or just obligate the org to follow you with you fake beauty?
Le: wow, that's hard to answer..... Especially, i never considered myself pretty or fake, sometimes i can pretty and sometimes i can be deadly.
Me: wow, that's the kind of you
Le: Yeah, i felt that i'm pretty when he's around here....
Me: Who?
Le: ...... That's...... Marluxia *blushed*
Me: hoo..... *getting an idea* LOOK, MARLUXIA! *pointed to a place*
Le: WHERE?!! WHERE?!!! *nothing in there* YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOU, RETARD?!!!!!!
me: Uh oh, no......
Marluxia (M): Hey, Larxene. What are you talking to?
Le: KYAAA!!!! MARLUXIA!!!!! KYAA!!!! (ran away)
M: *silenced* ........ What's wrong with her?
Me: I don't know..... Well, that's the interview

Me: Hi Marluxia
M: what?
Me: how many people have you assassinated?
M: hm....... I have assassinated countless nobodies and heartless?
Me: What? You have to assassinate nobodies and heartless? Dude, you're so n00b. Why don't you copy Roxas? He's damn good for Hack & Slash. I think you should copy it.
M: Hack & Slash?
Me: You know, gone crazy for killing something many....
M: Oh, like that one? Well, actually my true style is Hack & Slash. But since my name is The Graceful Assassin, so i must do that.
Me: Why don't you change it to The Graceful Warrior?
M: Hm... Sounds cool, perfect for betraying the organization. *Evil laugh* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Xemnas (XS): Hi guys, what are you talking to? I heard something like "betray".
M: Huh! No no! We were talking about Barbies
XS: *curious*, Huh, you play barbies?
M: yes, huh! I MEAN NO! We were talking about Yu-Gi-Oh.
XS: Only Luxord who liked to play that game....
M: HUH!!! No no.. *Talking countless things that random*
XS: Okay, okay enough. I just want to know where Roxas is.
M: Huh...... Um....... He's in twilight town.
XS: Okay see ya later.....
M: *taking a long breath*..... I'm tired. Let's end the interview.
Me: Okay, that's the interview on today

 

Me: Hi Larxene.
Larxene (Le): What again? If you lying to me again, i'll kill you.
Me: Uh.... Sorry about that. Anyway, Are you really that fast,or is there just a lightning kunai shoved up your ass?
Le: What?!! Who asked this question?!!!
Me: *thinking* "What should i do? If i told her who ask this question, she might kill him!" *got an idea*
Le: So, who is it?
Me: It's Marluxia
Le: Marluxia?! Kyaa!!!! *ran away... again*
Me: Brat, the interview is failed.
Marluxia: *appeared* What's going on?
Me: She doesn't want to answer the interview...
M: well, i could answer it.
Me: Really?! then Are Larxene really that fast,or is there just a lightning kunai shoved up Larxene ass?
M: Well, she is damn fast. Even i can't match her speed.
Me: Oh, thanks dude, how your plan to overthrown the Organization successful!
Xemnas: *appeared* What plan?
M: Uh... uh... *talking random things... again*
Me: Well, that's the interview!

(getting excited because i'm interview Roxas)
Me: Hi Roxas!
R: Hi there Trump, what are you doing?
Me: Interview you
R: Well, i don't remember things a lot, but at least i could help you.
Me: Okay, there is a lot of *ahem* stuff on the internet that claims your gay and you love Axel. is it true? if not do you think Axel likes you?
R: *silenced* Well...... Axel is really nice, but i never saw him that he might like me. But in fact, Nobodies can't have feelings.
Me: Oh, i see. How about the gay in internet?
R: They are bunch of Yaoi-fan that think i'm gay and Axel like me. And the fact: I'M NOT GAY AND AXEL DOESN'T LOVE ME.
Me: Oh, thanks for the information dude. Btw, where's your oathkeeper and oblivion?
R: Huh *realized* Now what the hell Axel do with my keyblades?
Me: Hey, look a sea-salt ice cream! *pointed to the ice cream near Roxas*
R: Hey, thanks to whoever gave me! hey a paper *pick the paper* wonder what is it like...
The paper: to my beloved Roxas, Axel
Me and Roxas: WTF!!!!!
Me: well... That's the interview for today!
Meanwhile, somewhere in Castle that never was.....
Demyx: Do you think that Roxas believe that Axel done that?
Saix: I'm 100% sure
Demyx and Saix: ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(in behind of them, there are Roxas keyblades and a pen that have been used)

 

Me: Hello, Superior
Xemnas (XS): What is it that you want?
Me: It's about your weapon, the Aerial Blades
XS: What's wrong with it?
Me: Do you realise your weapon is copy righted by someone else and you can't have your weapon anymore? So what's your new weapon going to be?
XS: Let see.. i got an e-mail from someone who called George.... or something else and wanted to change my weapon.
Me: So... What is your new weapon would like?
XS: Hm... Sword
Me: To basic
XS: Guns....
Me: Cheater
XS: Shield...
Me: Do you really want to use that as your weapon? (in behind Vexen shouted, "Hey!!! what's wrong with it?!")
Xs: Hm.... It's hard to me to think my new weapon. So, could you give me a suggestion?
Darth Vader (DV): *appeared* So... who's the one who used the lightsaber?
XS: It's Me. What's wrong with that?
DV: Prepare for the punishment! *using his lightsaber*
XS: *Confused what weapon he should use* What weapon should i use?!!!
Me: *Throwing a teddy bear* Here!
DV: You challenged the might Darth Vader with that- *Get blast*
XS: *surprised of the power of Teddy Bear that could shoot laser* Yes, this is the weapon i should use.
Saix: (appeared), Excuse me Xemnas but we- *laughing* ROFL What the heck is that?
XS: Uh.... *hiding the teddy bear*
Me: Well that's the interview

Me: Hi Xaldin
XN: What?
Me: Why do you always sound bored?Did you have a traumatic childhood?
XN: So you means that i'm kind of boring person huh?
Me: What would happen if Xemnas see you boring like that?
XN: *silenced* well, it's because my sideburns. It's annoying me.
Me: Why?
XN: You see, the sideburns are growing and started to hide my face with it. So i become quite unhappy about it.
Me: Why you can't shave it?
XN: You see, I tried it 10 times but none of them are successful
Me: Why?
XN: Because.... It's always makes me bleeding when i tried that
Me: ....Don't tell me that you use your lances to shave it....
XN: Well, i use it.
Me: .... You're insane. You just like Son Goku
XN: *summoned his lances and pointed to me* what did you said?
Me: ..... I think it's about time for me to end the interview...
My Partner (MP): But the boss said that you still have 5 minutes for the interview.
Me: uh oh.
XN: Beware of Brink of Despair!!!!
Me: NOOOO!!!!!!
Me: *after 5 minutes dodging his attack* That's....the interview

Me: Hi Saix
S: What is it again?
Me: Let's to the point, I read that you were raised by smurfs, which would explain the blue hair. Is this true?
S: .........
Me: Come on, answer that
S: *summoned his claymore* You want to die now?
Me: ...At least answer this *scared*
S: Well let's see....
Me: Come on, answer that.
S: Well, yes i do. Infact, I ashamed of what they done to me!!! *cried*
Me: sounds tragicful story. Perhaps i shouldn't continue more.
S: Well, thank- huh, i heard laughs. *walked to the door near in there and opened it*
Xigbar, Lexeaus, and Xaldin: *Laughing like having a hell of tickle* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
S: *silenced and summoned his claymore* ALL SHALL BE LOST TO YOU!!!!
XR,LS,XN: OH NO!
Me: *look at what happened next and scared about it* Well... that's the interview today.