Ask Organization XIII

Okay, since you guys asked two question and same person. I'll put 2 in one interview. But don't ask to the same person who posted before you and Don't ask 2 question in a post.

Me: Hi Marluxia
M: If you make me to want to betray the Organization again, i'll kill you.
Me: Uh.... Sorry about that. So i had two questions to you. First, I heard Larxene was dating Xemnas and no longer had feelings for you. any comments?
M: Larxene? dating with Xemnas???
Me: Yeah, and what do you think of it? (in my mind, i think that Marluxia will be mad and get great fight with Xemnas)
M:........ That's no problem
Me: WHAT?!!!!
M: Infact, if she ever dating to Xemnas, she will know Xemnas's weakness and i'll betray the Organization in no time. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LE: What?! Me?! dating with that elder Xemnas?!!!
Me: That's what he said (referring to KoD)
M: Please, date with Xemnas. So i could kill him in no time. MUAHAHAHAHAHA
LE: okay, if you asked, i will-
XS: *Appeared* Huh? You want me to dating with you?
LE and Marluxia: *gulped*
XS: *silenced*...... Trump, what is the meaning of Dating?
Me: *silenced*
(After 2 hours and only Me and Marluxia again)
Me: Okay, that's total chaos. here's the second question: how come your hair is pink? did you dyed it? or...... where you born like that because you where suppose to be a girl but somehow your DNA got mixed up
M: *silenced*
Me: Come on, answer it.
M: no, i won't. It's too shameful to tell it
Me: Aw.... come on dude.
M: I got this.... pinky hair.... because..... MY SOMEBODY IS A GIRL!!! *cried*
Me: *feel sorry* Sorry because of that.
M: *still crying* And the worst, people always create a pic yaoi of me!!!
Me: Sorry about that
M: That's it!!! I'll kill those who create that pic!!!! *summoning his schyte and gone*
Me: ...... That's the interview

Me: Hi Larxene
Le: *happy because Xemnas doesn't like her* What's up Trump?
Me: let's to the point: did you and Axel ever use to have a thing for each other?
Le: *summoning his kunai and in bad mood again* You want me to kill you?
Me: No! Please! answer that!
Le: Well, at least you're not lying again. No, i don't ever have a thing to Axel. He's a jerk, stupid, and idiot.
Me: Wow, Axel's fan will be mad if they heard this.
Le: Why do i care about them? They idiot.
Axel: Hey! Who said that i'm idiot?! I always memorized things!!!
Le: Well, since only Roxas, Xemnas, Marluxia, and Demyx are the only one from The Organization that could beat me. Let's fight!!!!
A: come on!!!
Me: *Don't want to see fight, called Demyx* Demyx, HELP ME!!!!!
D: What's wrong?
Me: They want to fight each other!
D: Huh?! I can't fight!!!
Me: I don't talk about how your FIGHT!!! BUT ABOUT YOUR ELEMENT!!!
D: What's wrong with that? My element is wat- *smiled*
Me: You know what will happen next. (break for moment)
Me: How's the fight?
Le: THAT JERK DEMYX IS ALMOST KILLING US!!!
Me: Well, sorry about that. okay, here's the second question: Do you have anger issues? I thought Nobodies aren't suppose to have feelings...?
Le: Well, that's an easy one. You see... Nobodies don't have feelings. So, i lied about why i always mad. It's just for fun! HAHAHAHAHAHA *laughing maniacly*
Xaldin, Xigbar, Lexeaus, and others who can't defeat Larxene: So, you lied about it do you?
Le: *shocked* WHOA!!! Xaldin, Xigbar, Vexen, Lexeaus, Zexion, and even Luxord! What are you guys doing here?
The members who can't defeat Larxene (TMWCDL): *smiled and prepared their weapons*
Le: What?! I just kidding!!!
TMWCDL: Prepare to die, bi*ch
Le: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me: *scared about what happened* Well, that's the interview for today!

 

It's okay. I'll try to do my best ^^

Me: Hi, superior
Xemnas: What now?
Me: *Thinking about how it would be polite that asked about what he feels about being beaten by a guy without muscle or Sora*
Xemnas: I know that you want to ask me about my feelings about being beaten by a guy without muscle or Sora.
Me: *gulped* H-hhow dddid yyou kkknow?
Xemnas: I could see it from your looks. I shall answer it. Nobodies do no have feelings. I cannot feel sorrow no matt-
Me: I know what would you talking about "No matter what misery befals to world. No matter bla bla bla"
Xemnas: Oh, you also a mind reader aren't you?
Me: Anyway, answer that without feelings.
Xemnas: Fine then, Sora win because he had keyblade. That's all
Me: Are you sure? In hollow bastion you could better than that.
Xemnas: Uhh....
Me: I mean, why you would not use that laser things?
Xemnas: Because...
Me: You in KH2 is worse than in KH
Xemnas: No i'm not!
Me: Yes you are
Xemnas: Becauseiforgothowtousethatdesperationmove
Me: Huh? make it slower!
Xemnas: Because i forgot how to use that desperation move
Me: Impossible. Square Enix makes you weaker in KH2
Xemnas: Oh! I see! Then i should meet that... who's the project leader again?
Me: Tetsuya Nomura
Xemnas: Okay, then i should meet that Tetsuya Nomura and edited my power! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *disappeared*
Me: If he succeed, this will be the worst day of KH players. Anyway that's the interview.

Me: Hi "Mr."Axel
Axel: What is it?
Me: I heard that you got many fan-girls huh?
Axel: Yep, bet i do!
Me: What do you feel about it?
Axel: Hm... feel superb, but very tired. I mean, i always get chased by them everytime i went out from this Castle.
Me: Do you to have some alone time and give em all over to Demyx for a while?
Axel: That's a great idea! Demyx!
Demyx: What is it?
Axel: *punched Demyx with his chakram and passed out* Now to begin our plan.
(a short minute later...)
Demyx: Uh.... What!! who are you?!!! *saw himself or someone that look just like him*
Axel: It's me, Axel. Got it memorized?
Demyx: Why... you become me?
Axel: Well, i want to have alone time in moment as "Demyx". Look at yourself
Demyx: *looked to his face with mirror and shocked because he wear Axel hair's wig and his chakram.* Whoa... so... what are you want to me?
Axel: The fan-girl is yours for awhile, now go.
Demyx: Thanks Axel!! *ran to outside of castle*
Axel: Nah, this time i have more time to break and more time talking with Roxas.
Roxas: *Appeared* Trump and Demyx, do you see Axel?
Axel: He's in outside
Roxas: Well, got to go. I must go with him for Xemnas's mission. *disappeared*
Axel: Good for- WAIT!!! YOU MEAN?!!! OMG!!!!
Me: uhh... got to go. That's the interview. *ran away*
Axel: Trump, i gonna kill- WHERE ARE YOU?!!!!


EDIT: Star, could you change the question? It's same as Zerieth question (not really but the interview would be same like above)

 

Me: Hiya Xigbar!
Xigbar: Keep sharp always on the day dude
Me: Yeah, older but always looked younger. Here's the question: What happened to your eye?Is it covered because if it isnt all your 2 fangirls will mob you?
Xigbar: As If. I lose my eye because of Saix.
Me: What was happened back there?
Xigbar: Well... At first i was trying to joking him because he looks so serious. I... Accidently or because i want to hit it.
Me: Hit What?
Xigbar: His... scar
Me: *silenced* Uhhh... Yeah, his scar looks like "X" spot.
Xigbar: Haha! But since Xemnas punished him by taking his cat in short. He won't take my another eye again. HAHAHAHA
Me: Why you... use eye-patch?
Xigbar: Well, it's creepy if you look at it. Since i like Jack Sparr-
Me: He doesn't wear eye-patch.
Xigbar: As If. Um.... You know who in the opening song in Spongebob Squarepants?
Me: Um... Patchy the Pirate?
Xigbar: Yeah, that's him!! I loved him so- ERRR I MEAN NO!
Me: *smiled* thanks Xigbar. That's the interview.

Me: Hey again, Mr. Axel
Axel: Haha, keep in sharp as always. Got it Memorized?
Me: Let's to the point: what's with the black marks below your eyes?
Axel: Hm... You see, at first. Xemnas ordered me to burn a barbeque when "New Headquarters of Organization XIII in Castle that Xemnas found when he's travelling and the name is Castle Oblivion Party". Vexen accidently took the barbeque when i was going to burn it. And the barbeque burned my below eyes.
Me: That's tragicful..... Also do you know your somebody was named after a drink?
Axel: What name of Drink is that?
Me: Ale, Reno's favorite drink.
Axel: *Sighed* why Tetsuya always created people that based from Final Fantasy?
Me: Well, you looked like Reno's twin brother i think.
Axel: Well, my somebody's mom named it when she was on the bar. She saw Reno and loved him. Since Reno is an idiot, she doesn't want my somebody to be called as "Reno" so she named my somebody based on his drink, "Ale". Maybe that's good information for you. Got it Memorized?
Me: Thanks! That's the inter-
Axel: Hold it! In my latest interview, i said that i will kill you. *summoned his chakram* Prepare to die, my friend.
Me: Oh NO!!! *put my assistant to him and ran away*
Axel: GET BACK!!!!
Me: *tired and taking many breaths* That's the interview for today

 

Sorry i didn't answer this since i haven't good idea for jokes

Me: Hey again Larxene.
Larxene: *sighed* What again this time?
Me: are you a natural blonde or are you a fake, mean yet preppy blonde.
Larxene: Well, actually...
Me: What?
Larxene: I have black hair *sighed*
Me: OMG O_O
Larxene: Yeah, that's the truth
Me: ........ How it could turn into blonde?
Larxene: Well, thanks to my element...
Me: Wait a second, your element?
Larxene: It's still black you know?
Me: Don't tell me if that's.... Electric in your hair?!
Larxene: Yeah
Me: So that's the reason why nobody wanted to touch your hair!
Larxene: Yeah, HOLD A-
Me: And that's the reason why it has antena!
Larxene: *shoot his kunai and stunned me on the wall* If you say anything about my hair again, i'll kill you okay?!
Me: *gulped* Yes, ma'am!
(since i'm stunned in the wall, nobody could say "That's the interview for today!" in the moment)

 

Sorry, i forgot about this

Me: Hi Axel
Axel: What's up man?
Me: We got to find a private place, its about your elder.
Axel: Who?
Me: Just follow me! *bring Axel to somewhere in his room when in Proof of Existence (just say that he didn't die)*
Axel: Okay, what is it?
Me: it's about Saïx, why is it that he basically hates you, ...even if he acts like a jerk...all the time?
Axel: Ah, about that idiotic moon ancestor, well he basically hates me since i was joined this organization
Me: Why?
Axel: Well, i accidentally hide his kitty into my room, then he went rampage that almost destroyed the castle
Me: Wow....
Axel: Xemnas secretly tell me that i must returned his kitty before he completely destroyed our castle. Then i do it, because i don't want to lose my only house...
Me: So after that, he hate you?
Axel: maybe...
Saïx: *appears* there you are Axel...
Axel: Oh s*** (censored by the producer from the latest news)
Saïx: Where is my cute little kitty now?
Me: *realized that Axel's position is way too far from him and Saïx* what are you doing in there?
Axel: Sorry, Trump! *turn face to Saïx* Trump stole it and eat it!!! *run away*
Me: WT*!!! OF course i never do-
Saïx: WHERE IS MY KITTY YOU ****** *** *** * ******* * * * ****** ** ***** ******* ***** * *********** **** ****
Me: OMG!!! LOOK! Xemnas behind you!!! *pointed someone behind him*
Saïx: *turn face to back and no one there* YOU, ******* *looking to my position and no me* Where are you ***********!!!!!!!!
Me: *Somewhere in castle* that's the interview for today!!!!