Devil's Wish

...i remember a thread like this on another forum... its kinda fun...

granted, but it 3 nanometers thick and you crushed it when you touched it.

i wish i had a keyblade that is 1 meter long, 2 inches thick, and unbreakable!

 

I wish sora-x become my lowest servant

 

becuase hidden didn't do yours) granted *the keyblade goes through object's*

granted *hidden pays for all of sora-x's bill's including a 1,000 dollor fee*

i wish to be a great gitar player

 

you got the gutar but both your hands broke

I wish gor two more wishes

 

granted, but nothing happens because gor isn't a word

i wish i actually remembered the algorithms to a rubiks cube...

 

granted....but now all the rubik cubes don't exist

I wish I had the best dessert in the WORLD!!!

 

granted.... but she had the best ocean not dessert

I wish my grammar can be better

 

granted... but now you have no keyboards to type with

i wish i my dog wouldn't eat the furniture

 

granted all of your furniture has gone, now your dog shouldn't eat your furniture

I wish I have 1 billion dollar in my wallet

 

granted, but nothing happens *again* because you have improper grammar (1 billion dollar in my wallet?)

I wish I always had exact change for anything I buy in my pocket.

 

granted..... but now the thread get's overloaded

i wish that i could fly!

 

granted, but you turn into a bird and someone illegally shoots you and gets away with it.
I wish this wish was not granted. AHHAHA

 

granted, but they ar still making it and it won't be done until you die
I wish I had telekinesis

 

granted but now everything you go to touch moves away from you

i wish i was the best football player in the world!!!!!!

 

Granted, but the Vikings make it instead.

I wish I passed every test with an A+.