The Wrong Answer Game.

CUZ DEY GONNA GET FRICKIN EATED BY FAMARS!

Why do pigs roll in mud

 

(Damn you!!!)

Coz they want to be clean?

Why do people hate eachother?

 

Because they have little microbial bugs in their blood stream.

Why do birds fly?

 

Cuz they don't have big enough legs to walk

Why am i a video game nerd?

 

Because the person who made you which was the Angry Video Game Nerd programmed you to be a nerd. XD

Why does Bear Grylls say that eating raw bugs are good for you?

 

Because they're aliens infecting them with their offspring's eggs, duh :-\

Why do you rape Zack?

 

Because I want his babies DUH! XD

Why do Honey bees sting people and die?

 

Because they're mini Japanese Kamikazes.

 

Okay.

Why are spicy food so spicy?

 

Because penguins eat your soul when you die.

 

Where's the question?

 

Up jur ass and around the corner X-P

Why do people eat mushrooms?

 

Because they like to stick to your ass.

Why do Giraffes have long tongues?

 

Because that way they can lick the sun.

 

Lol But wouldn't they die from the fury of the suns evil rays? XD

Why does Fish smell so bad?

 

Because fish are made out of poo.

Why do people have fingers?

 

Because They are 'tools' that we have adapted from our ancestors that had claws; a part of evolution and natural selection. -cough-

Why do people die from heart attacks?

 

Because the man in the talking box said so.

Why is the world so horrible?

 

It is not the world that is horrible. It is the people. The human race is an ugly race (not appearance wise) but the way SOME- most of us behave. We have racists, prejudice, murderous, and more disgusting people living on the Earth. If we could get rid of them, the world would be fine. And also HAPPY!

Why isn't the snow storm stopping?

 

Coz the weather man said it isn't allowed to stop!

Why is Sasuke Uchiha such an ass?