The Wrong Answer Game.

You make them cry...

How do I get happy?

 

Cut them off.

What day is it?

 

The day to end all days...

 

By writing a question.

Is it fun to stay at the YMCA?

 

Yes, if you're into getting attacked by bears.

How do you get a Keyblade?

 

They are found in specially marked boxes of Kellogs' Frosted Flakes.

But why?

 

Because Bill Gates made it so.

Why can't Chuck Norris die?

 

because chuck norris tries to chuck a woodchuck at chuck and chuckles as chuck E. cheese chucks chuckie (that scary doll thingie)

what are nobodies?

 

people that take baths in pudding.

 

Why do computers have blue screens of death?

 

It's a sign of good luck for years to come.

Why is Sora so emotional?

 

Because he just got his first chest hair. XD

Why does Pete hate Mickey Mouse?

 

Because he doesn't know the difference between the words "The" and "Deotorant"

Why did Michael Jackson die?

 

Because the medicine he took gave him amnesia so he died.

Why do Penguins only live in Antarctica?

 

Because it's too cold here and they love hot climates.

Where do babies come from?

 

because they're afraid of the city

Why are scyths called scyths

 

Babies come from the cabbage patch. XD

Why are clowns so scary?

 

Cuz they get in your face and say "HI!"

Why do moogles say moogle all the time?

 

Because their little peanut size brains says "MOOGLE" all the time so that's why. DX

Why do cows says Moo?