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looking for funny quotes

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by keyblademaster777, Jul 4, 2010.

  1. Jul 4, 2010 #1
    keyblademaster777

    keyblademaster777 New Member

    Hear a funny quote lately? i wanna hear it and get a good laugh out of it! so go ahead lay it on me!(and the other people too)
     
  2. Apr 2, 2011 #2
    OrgXVI

    OrgXVI New Member

    From docfuture's Let's Play of Sonic 2: Special Edition (the last video in the series), you can see the following words if you wait long enough:

    Knuckles the Echidna became a professional beekeeper.

    Mikhail Gorbachev became the mascot of Fruity Pebbles.

    Silver Sonic is a judge with attitude who don't take no crap.

    Melissa Joan Hart became the first woman to walk on the moon.

    Disney's Aladdin is currently serving time in Guantanamo Bay.

    Dr. Robotnik is so fat that he stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

    Amy Rose built the world's first solar-powered buffalo.

    Sonic and Tails are married with five daughters.

    Ray the Squirrel holds the world record for least employed squirrel.

    Failure Cresh was reincarnated as John Belushi.
     
  3. Jul 25, 2011 #3
    deadpool13

    deadpool13 New Member

    if you read this kh2 dialogue out of context,it sounds like sephiroth and cloud are kid brothers
    Sephiroth: Cloud... You'll never let go of the darkness...
    Cloud: Shut up.
    [Both raise swords]
    Sephiroth: You'll never let go of your past...
    Cloud: Shut up!
    [Cloud attacks Sephiroth]
     
  4. Jan 7, 2012 #4
    Fresh Sage

    Fresh Sage Member

    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
    I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.-Oscar Wilde
    A man's only as old as the woman he feels. Groucho Marx
    "Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."
     

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