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Pick Up Lines Pt. 2

Discussion in 'Comedy' started by EtherealSummoner, Jun 26, 2012.

  1. Jun 26, 2012 #1
    EtherealSummoner

    EtherealSummoner Lamentations 3:22-26

    This thread was originally started by Goldfish/Rawr back in 2009. XD I read through it and I was like "Neato". But anyway, here is an example from Goldfish to know how to play:

    Now lets start! XD This is aimed at the girls.

    "I fall head over for your heels."
     
  2. Jun 26, 2012 #2
    Angel

    Angel Lion Heart Staff Member Administrator

    At Females

    Hey, you look a lot like my next girlfriend!
     
  3. Jul 26, 2012 #3
    fate slayer

    fate slayer New Member

    Oooh this could be fun :D

    At females:
    "Hey, do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
     
  4. Jul 26, 2012 #4
    Paranoia God

    Paranoia God Fuck off

    I found this one funny, and I guess it's for anyone:

    "I wish I was a pepper so I could get Jalapeño business. "
     
  5. Aug 14, 2012 #5
    ADogX

    ADogX R.I.P. Captain Unohana

    Female: I'm hot
    Male: Of course you are! =)
     
  6. Sep 3, 2012 #6
    ceraqxis

    ceraqxis New Member

    I think you might be a heartless, because you just stole my heart.
     
  7. Oct 2, 2012 #7
    Beloved

    Beloved Azure's Beloved

    That one's actually pretty good.

    You remind me of my big toe, 'cause I'd bang you on every piece of furniture I own. :D
     
  8. Oct 4, 2012 #8
    SUDoKu

    SUDoKu New Member

    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    I suck at rhyming,
    Go out with me.
     

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