Devil's Wish

Granted but you forget it 5 seconds later.

I wish my monkey didn't taste like chicken!

 

granted, but it tasted like crap. Why would you want to eat the monkey anyway?
i wish "Sonic Unleashed" would come out now.

 

granted, but the label is for 17+

 

double post

 

triple post

 

The Zerieth's Back yall, ready to kick butt, chew gum, and take names. to bad im out of gum though.
I wish i had some gun. Mint will do.

 

looks intersting...

granted, but their is only one piece and best friend steals it

I wish I wasn't so bored right now

 

granted,but now your dead.
wish I had some cookies now

 

granted, but they're posioned and now you die

I wish I had awsome ghost powers and still be alive

 

granted, but the ghost busters trap you in a ghost-escape-proof bottle and throws you into outer space.

i wish it was christmas now so i could go on winter vacation.

 

Granted, but you get detention and stuck at your school cleaning and you get no christmas presents

I wish I had all my christmas presents now

 

granted,but its all coal in a box

I wish I had a black cat

 

Granted, but it dies when you touch it.

I wish I could see my old friend.

 

granted he will die within 3 days


i wish i had a ps3

 

Granted, but it will break when you take it out.

I wish I could see my old friend>yes same one, it's a girl<

 

granted, but she has a boyfriend and ignores you

i wish i could be in first place in at least one arcade game in this forum.

 

Granted, but the score is wiped as you get it.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

Granted, but her face like this:

(just kidding....)

I wish the next poster after me become stupid....

 

Granted, but I'm already stupid so it's reversed.

I wish I was dead...

 

granted but you only die for 78 seconds


i wish i could read