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Desert Warrior
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Desert Warrior

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My times between logging on are far apart enough that the site forgets to keep me logged in. I have problems. Jan 27, 2019

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    1. Taboo Sho
      Taboo Sho
      Even F**king Barthandelus?
    2. Napoléon
      Napoléon
      Nevermind, I'll be the unhappy maid of honor >_>

      Ouchh, somebody is being catty XD Meeeeooowwww~

      I'll forgive you this one time. It's not like I was your biggest fan back then anyway. I was too busy chatting with other people about pointless things that still make me laugh. I was such a dork when I first joined the forum, I think only a few people could put up with me ! Lol.
    3. Taboo Sho
      Taboo Sho
      Hey I beat Dahaka. Thanks for the help DW :D
    4. Napoléon
      Napoléon
      Isn't that sexist ? Don't I have the right to be a "best man" atleast once in my life ?

      You know what ?! You'll probably be one of the most comfy damn armrest ever !

      You stopped saying "hi" to members a long time ago. You didn't even write in my introduction thread back in the summer of 2009. Asshole XD
    5. Napoléon
      Napoléon
      It is, but it's still something. Could I be the best man in the wedding (If there is one) ?

      I'll use you as an armrest and see how you like it :P

      Yes, they're new to the forums. I enjoy new members. You don't ever bother to welcome them so maybe you're unaware of who has recently joined the forum.
    6. Napoléon
      Napoléon
      Well come on, love/hate relationships usually go somewhere, even if they really shoudn't have XD

      It's not funny, it's cruel. What happens if they're insecure about their shortness ?

      No no, they're all the English versions. I find reading subtitles ruins the moment because you miss what's going on for the most part. Not to mention that it would get annoying after an hour and a half.

      Thanks, new people are cool (:
    7. Napoléon
    8. Napoléon
      Napoléon
      That's the sweetest and most tragic thing I've ever read D: If ya'll ever push the relationship to the next level, can I be invited to the wedding ?

      Short people have feelings too >_<

      Dude, if we ever hang out I'm going to pack my Studio Ghibli films and I'll show you what you're missing. I own many of them since I'm such a dork XD By the way, I'll creep that thread after school today.
    9. Napoléon
      Napoléon
      You must do something bad every once in a while so the Easter Bunny decides to leave you. It then celebrates Easter alone without you, misses you, and decides to give the relationship another try ;)

      That's so mean. You can't take his side D:

      I read your post and I was like, "What ?! You don't watch Studio Ghibli films???" XD
    10. Napoléon
    11. Napoléon
      Napoléon
      Yeah, that's true; Martin Luther and I have a day together (:

      He's 6 ft 2 and I'm 5 ft 3 1/2.... It's my head T________________T
    12. Napoléon
      Napoléon
      Easter day ? Like April 8th ? :3 Man, that's a sick birthday. I wish mine was cool like that.
      Technically though, every few years my birthday is Martin Luther King Jr Day ;)

      Nuuuu !! My brother does that to me all the time T___________T
    13. Napoléon
      Napoléon
      Thank you, I feel so special now ;D Desert, when is your birthday ?

      Heyy, I say that I'm fun sized too XD It's a short person thing ! Tall people such as yourself don't understand the coolness of the tiny folks ;)
    14. Napoléon
      Napoléon
      Woohoo spanking privileges ~ Mind you, I was aiming for a Happy Belated Birthday ._.

      Of course tiny people think tiny people are awesome; They're tiny XD
    15. Napoléon
      Napoléon
      Desert you've become such a bad boy, I'll have to start spanking you soon XD Going to the movies ? Aren;t you smooth ;)
      I feel like inserting that I turned 18 a few weeks ago. I don't know if you've noticed xD

      That sounds like something a big headed person would say... ;o
    16. Napoléon
      Napoléon
      Now that sounds so naughty XD (I'm sure you didn't intend it to sound like that, I'm just having one of those days.)

      I thought so (; You know what ? When I grow up I want to have a big head like yours.
    17. Napoléon
      Napoléon
      So you're telling me that the video games would be the second fiddle ?

      Awhhh, that's so adorable X3 Does your big head defy gravity now ? ;)
    18. Napoléon
      Napoléon
      Well, I'm sure you'll find some other chick who doesn't mind being the second fiddle D:

      Hmm... Let me see... Well, I'm going to have to go with mostly everything about you. You're just one of those people who have a big head, figure of speech of course =P
    19. Napoléon
      Napoléon
      But I wouldn't ever want to be second. This just isn't working out D:

      Dude, if I took a ride on your ego I wouldn't even be in this solar system anymore. Being in denial isn't healthy =P
    20. Napoléon
      Napoléon
      I think we both know that I'd always be second to your video games, and I just can't live without being the center of attention D: I'm like a puppy, I need to be loved and played with.

      You have a big ego, that's why I said your mom knows best xD
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    Sometimes I think that if I had all the time in the world I still wouldn't get around to doing some of the things I have been meaning to do.