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Really? I could've sword earlier you said you were.

Sorry about that. I just didn't know what to reply.

Since you bring up the urban dictionary, I have to admit that most of the definitions for my name are very accurate.

You're calling me a creep? Aren't you the one who's constantly saying how much you want to sleep with me? I think that's a bit creepier than me coincidentally being online as the same time as you.

Sorry. I guess it's just a bad habit of mine.

Wonderful.

How nice of you.

Don't worry about it. I know some people who's minds were probably nailed to a gutter.

Something like that.

Honestly most of them are perfectly fine. I was wondering if you'd notice I hadn't said much about them.

But what if they keep on talking to you after you ignore them?

Sigh, here it is

I know you weren't thinking about that. I figured a quick jump from something dirty to the least dirtiest thing would be interesting, to say the least.

Coincidence.

Then maybe it's the internet. After all, I'm certain I act differently in person than I do online.

Do you want me to send you a link?

How about making a grilled cheese sandwich in space?

Yep. That's exactly it. I just don't want to tell you the truth, so I come up with lame excuses.

I open up more to my friends than to complete strangers. Maybe that's why I seem like a chatty person.

That's a strange thing to be shocked about.

Wow... Out of all the things you'd teach me in person it'd be French? But there are so many other things I'd rather you teach me ;)

My car is being used at this exact moment.

I mean it. Your writing is very clear. It didn't look bad at all.

I dunno. I think I'm gonna stick with the man of few words excuse.

This is gonna take a long time. So long that it's past the character limit. Just look it up on the wikia. You'll read it faster that way.

I think I'd like to learn in person.

Nope. I'm not really social with anybody nearby. I only have a few friends that live really close. The others live at least 5 miles away.

Looks fine to me.

Damn... Need to some up with something else if you're not impressed.

The first hokage did beat him, when Madara was at his top strength. Madara was also almost beaten another time too. The only reason why he won that battle is because he cheated and used a move that allows him to rewrite reality as he sees fit at the cost of one of his sharingan eyes. And what makes him practically invincible is how he's able to phase through things like they're nothing (And his powerful sharingan in one eye and a rinnegan in the other).

I'm only partially descended. I don't know any of their languange, and I don't even look like them. I just know that some of it is in my blood.

You're more than welcome to if you ever get the chance.

We'll just have to find out. I know some people who have pretty bad and impossible to read writing.

You don't. I suppose the question mark was me asking if the excuse worked.

Madara's actually not as strong as he used to be. Itachi says he's basically a ghost of his former self in terms of power.

Why do you call them First Nations? Why not call them Native Americans? A bit of my family actually comes from one of the tribes. It should be the Choctaw, although I don't know if I spelt that right.

Sure, never mind the wolves or the bears or the mountain lions.

Don't inconvenience yourself for my sake.

I'm a man of few words?

Nagato had control over six different bodies, none of those were clones. But Madara created at least 10,000 Zetsu clones for the war.

Now I think you're just making things up.

It's fun if you enjoy exploring. And as much as I'd love to do that, I always stay at home for whatever reason.

Feel free to come up with a name for that as well.

I do care.

There's also all the Zetsu clones.

It probably has to be pronounceable.

It wouldn't, only really boring.

I'm really bad at names, so I don't have that many suggestions. And like I said before, my character's town is found south of Catara. If you're making a map, have the south eastern corner (Or some part south) stick out a bit for the town to be located.

Even when all they do is spend their remaining years complaining that the music is too loud in a store that they don't even shop in? What a waste of good leather =P
oh worry not, young child. I know of Rush.
Eliminate the problems, no more guilt =]

I didn't intend for it to be sarcastic.

Out of all the original members, only Zetsu is alive. Kisame killed himself after being captured when Guy utterly kicked his ass.

I don't know yet. It has to be something so completely random sounding everbody would be confused.

I guess only time will tell.

How sad.

I don't know. They've never once completely shown his face.

I dunno. I think socks is too easy.

I don't plan on being stuck here. At some point in my life I'm gonna leave. I just don't know when or where I'll go.

Depends what the war was about.
And lots of personal things lol.

Shh, it does best for quality leather!
Rush? Sounds like the rise of glam rock and hair metal =0
Oh no. I just need to save for a holiday... which most likely involves drinking with her =|

That depends. What kind of wounds?

Yep, they revealed Tobi is Madara.

It's gotta be harder than that.

I'm pretty sure she'll hate it if I do.

Just gotta make sure they heal properly.

Actually my favorite character is Minato Namikaze, which is Naruto's dad.
The main villain is a guy who has a sharingan that will never become blind and he's essentially immortal. I don't think you have to worry about nobody being able to stand up to Naruto.

No. We'll make it something easy enough for you to remember.

I know. But it'd still be closer.

Wounds heal.

Not, it wouldn't be odd. Naruto's gone through so much crap to get strong. He deserves to overpower damn near everybody in the series.

That's why you don't forget.

I don't know. I'm not particularly attracted to any specific place.