Corning and Being Locked Out

So my mom got this new door on my house and stuff. I love it but when you close it behind you, unless the bottum lock is unlock, it locks you out. Well I'm home sick on halloween, 10:30 at night I take my dog out in socks no coat, nothing. I close the door behind me. My dog went. Turned around to go in, oops, the door is locked. So I stand there pondering how to get back in. I was home alone, no one but me and my dog. So I turn around to see three middle school grils walking up the street after trick or treating with a bag. They look at me, I blink at them. They go to my neighbors, and out of their bags came the corn pellits of naitive american corn, or the classic corning tool. They threw it at the neighbors. Well last year for a week, my house was corned and my mom made me pick up all the corn. For a week. No I did not go corning. So I was mad because I was friends with the neigbors. So I chased them up the street. My fat little beagle behind me. I'm swaring and yelling at them. All the way up the street. They gott away, but it was funny.

I went back to my house, still locked out stood there. I went and tried all the back doors but the garage door. All locked. I stood there now shivering, me already sick, head is pounding, starting to laugh ready to pee myself after me thinking of the corners. So I decided to try the garage door. I turned the knob. I turned and I yelled for joy. Started opening it. Stoped with less than a foot about 6 inch gap. The lawn mower was on the other side of the door. I was mad. I shoved my dog in. I flicked on the light switch by that door, to get a quick shock to the thumb. My thumb ended up swelling up. So I manuver through the space beyond the lawn mower. I celebrate, take a step, and almost, stepped in dog poop.

Mad and funny, I had to tell you guys. I ended up getting in, I had a nice hot tea, I covered myself in ten blankets. I fell a sleep, mom didn't get home till about 1am. Hope you guys enjoyed the little story. I told to all of my family and they all laughed, hope you guys do as well, I know I do.