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Funny Moments

Discussion in 'General Final Fantasy' started by EbeneezerAl, Feb 9, 2008.

  1. Feb 9, 2008 #1
    EbeneezerAl

    EbeneezerAl New Member

    What are some of the moments of the series that just crack you up? I'll open with a couple.

    FFVII when the party is climbing the stairs to the Shinra building. Barret and Tifa's commentary all the way up was amusing.

    FFIX. when Zidane jumps into the airship and cops a feel off Garnet and says "Ooh, soft." XD

    Another one from FFIX. When you're about to fight Beatrix for the second time in Cleyra and Quina says "We no find yummies in this town, so we cook you for breakfast." Best threat ever, lol.
     
  2. Feb 9, 2008 #2
    Kitty

    Kitty I Survived The BG Massacre Staff Member Administrator

    That almost makes climbing up worth it. I especially liked Barret's whining about not getting to see Marlene again, and Tifa telling him to stop being a retard. ^_^

    Kefka getting worked up because there is sand on his boots in the middle of the desert was pretty funny. And him going "I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU!" x about 10 more "HATES".

    I'd think of more, but my sister's giving me the evil eye, so I kinda have to go now.
     
  3. Feb 9, 2008 #3
    EbeneezerAl

    EbeneezerAl New Member

    Ah, Kefka reminds me of another one. The part where he's going up to Figaro castle and he's yelling "EDGAR, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO LIVEI N THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT!?" I always liked that one.
     
  4. Feb 9, 2008 #4
    Kitty

    Kitty I Survived The BG Massacre Staff Member Administrator

    Edgar and Locke's face when they see Terra do magic for the first time was pretty funny, too. FFVI rocks.
     
  5. Feb 9, 2008 #5
    EbeneezerAl

    EbeneezerAl New Member

    I love Sabin's reaction when he figures out that Edgar's coin was a two-headed coin.

    Another one from IX, when Vivi asks the leader of Quina's tribe about Quan if he knew Quan and he says "I not know that bigot." XD IX has so many great comic moments.
     
  6. Feb 9, 2008 #6
    Kitty

    Kitty I Survived The BG Massacre Staff Member Administrator

    From X-2: Rikku kicking Brother when he's feeling sorry for himself and trying to put the moves on Yuna (which is beyond gross, btw).
     
  7. Feb 9, 2008 #7
    EbeneezerAl

    EbeneezerAl New Member

    I like tha part in FFX when Kimahri is retelling the story about Yuna falling off the shoopuf. That part always makes me smile, ^_^.
     
  8. Feb 15, 2008 #8
    Betty Boop

    Betty Boop New Member

    The jumpy dwarves in FFI always make me laugh. It's like you are the most exciting thing they have ever saw. Oh and Montoya is humorous.
     
  9. Feb 15, 2008 #9
    Kitty

    Kitty I Survived The BG Massacre Staff Member Administrator

    FFVIII:

    Laguna has a crush on Julia, the piano chick. Ward and Kiros bully him to go wave to her, but as he walks over, his leg cramps up and he limps off like a moron.

    Zell finally gets the hotdogs he's been after the entire game, then proceeds to choke on them in front of the library girl he has a crush on.
     
  10. Feb 15, 2008 #10
    EbeneezerAl

    EbeneezerAl New Member

    The ATE's in FFIX when you're in Dali of Dagger trying to fit in. Where she's interested in the oglop and then suddenly decides it'd look better to freak out. Or when Steiner is searching the barrel everyone's hiding in and you can have him stick it with his sword, XD.
     
  11. Feb 17, 2008 #11
    Kitty

    Kitty I Survived The BG Massacre Staff Member Administrator

    FFVIII again:

    Rinoa kicks Irvine down the stairs at the desert prison because he's showing off too much. Also when she scratches his face up good for not wanting to go back and save the others, as seen when Ellone sends Squall back to Rinoa's past. Good stuff.
     
  12. Feb 17, 2008 #12
    EbeneezerAl

    EbeneezerAl New Member

    FFV: When Bartz is messing around with Gill, scaring him back into his shell. Not realizes who it is. And Galuf is freaking out cause he's humiliating th sage. XD

    FFV: Gilgamesh. If you're familiar with Gilgamesh, this needs no explanation. If you aren't, he must be experienced to truly be appreciated.

    FFXII: Gilgamesh. Just like V. I loved seeing him again.

    FFIX: When Cid gets turned into a frog and then boards the Blue Narciss with Quina, and s/he's all confused by the fact that "frog talking". And then she conciders eating him, XD.
     
  13. Feb 23, 2008 #13
    Kitty

    Kitty I Survived The BG Massacre Staff Member Administrator

    FFV: Bartz and Galuf sneak into Faris' room, check her out while she's sleeping and come out with hearts in their eyes. And this is when they still think she's a man. :D

    The discovery of Faris' gender was pretty funny too. Her calling it her private shame made me smile.
     
    Last edited: Mar 22, 2008
  14. Feb 23, 2008 #14
    JIMMER45KHB

    JIMMER45KHB New Member

    FFVII: When Catsith tells Cloud his fortune for the first time
    FFI: When you get to the Elven village and the grave said here lies Link
    FFIX: When VIVI first comes to town and has to become the slave of Puck
    FFXII: When you fight the Rogue Tomato
    FFVII: When you mess up the play and when you date Yuffie
     
  15. Feb 25, 2008 #15
    Beloved

    Beloved Azure's Beloved

    Kefka-Shut up! You sound like pages from a self-help booklet!
    (think that's right)

    Amewa ino kene
     
  16. Feb 25, 2008 #16
    EbeneezerAl

    EbeneezerAl New Member

    "Who is your enemy?"

    "That knight!" XD

    Also, Cloud, Aeris, and Tifa threatening remove Don Corneo's balls in increasingly painful ways was pretty ammusing.
     
  17. Mar 22, 2008 #17
    Kitty

    Kitty I Survived The BG Massacre Staff Member Administrator

    Some more FFV ones:

    The last crystal is about to shatter, releasing X-Death from his prison.
    Bartz: "Oh crap."

    That line made me laugh. Talk about an understatement.

    And X-Death's return:

    "I'M BACK!!!!
    Did you miss me?"

    That's classic.
     

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