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Discussion in 'Comedy' started by Chocobo Dyl, Nov 29, 2008.

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  1. Nov 29, 2008 #1
    Chocobo Dyl

    Chocobo Dyl New Member

    Did you think that I was going to come here and ask something stupid like "What Is KH: CoM." Well no.

    I need your help.

    As you may or may not know,my computer is DEAD.:(

    Buut,I figured out that sice all of my school friends think I'm hillarious,I've decided to make a DVD of a stand up comedy,but I need you.I can't possibly come up with an hour or two worth of comedy,so can I borrow you assistance. Anything you give (that is yours) would be appreciated.So no music(unless you or a friend/family member sang it). No photos (once again anything that is yours) and no videos (Unless it is yours.)Of coure all text is welcome...I may even reward everybody with something special when I get my laptop.


    Chocobo Dyl-:D:D:D:D:D:D:D :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
  2. Dec 1, 2008 #2
    Beloved

    Beloved Azure's Beloved

    Here's something for ya.

    Fred and Martha go to the carnival every year. And Fred always goes to the plane ride. And he always says to Martha, "I'd really like to ride that there airplane." And Martha would always reply, "I know you would, but that plane ride is ten dollars. And ten dollars is ten dollars."

    Some years pass, and they have both grow old. They go to the carnival again. And once again, Fred goes up to the plane, just like every previous year.

    "You know Martha, I'm in my seventies now, and I'd like to die knowing I've ridden on one plane in my life." Martha replies, "I know you would Freddie, but that there ride is ten dollars. And ten dollars is-"

    The pilot walks up, interrupting them. "I heard what you two were saying, so I have a deal for you. If you can ride without making a peep, the ride's on me." Fred and Martha take the deal.

    The pilot pulls every move, safe and dangerous. Several minutes later, they land. The pilot walks up to Fred. "I did everything I possibly could to make you two scream." And Fred replies,

    "Well, I thought about saying something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."
     
  3. Dec 6, 2008 #3
    Chocobo Dyl

    Chocobo Dyl New Member

    Thanks,I remember that from the joke section,which reminds me I should probably head over there.Thanks again.
     
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