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If You Don't See This Movie, your children will have birth defects (!)

Discussion in 'General' started by Autopsy, Sep 9, 2009.

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  1. Autopsy

    Autopsy #3 Nelliel Tu Oderschvank

    Alright. What I am about to show you is basically the trailer for the funniest movie in America and will be for the next decade. It's title is:

    "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell"

    Long story short: Go click on the link and if you live in America, go find where its showing. If it's too far away, watch it post national release at http://www.filmhill.com for free and yadda yadda yadda. And go buy the book. and if you don't laugh at least once, then there's something very wrong with you, and you'll most likely never be banging women (for guys) in the triple digits like he has (no joke), and women....you should be ashamed of yourselves.

    /Let me tell you what it's about:
    There's this guy, the narrator, and leader of these raunchy experiences named "Tucker Max" and he's written countless blogs and incorporated them into a single novel with that title. There's also a site ihopetheseverbeerinhell.com and it has all of these funny snippets from his book written all over it, and it's basically hilarious.

    There are also videos all over Youtube about legitimate viewer reactions before it's nation wide release late this month (September 22nd or 23rd), because they got a funny comedian to travel all around the US to fuck around with the locals and interview the people who've seen the pre releases at designated spots. If you are one of those people who thinks that you should value marriage before sex, should wait to have sex until marriage, anti - alcoholism, misogyny, thinks that fat women are actually people, midgets have rights, and so on, then please DO see this movie because you'll actually be doing a favor for yourself.

    This book is the New York Times Best Seller' for years at a time, and people all over the country support this "tucker movement" from reading his book, and I suggest you buy it because it's fucking genius. Also, if people try to protest against it, they're usually a haul of overweight, unattractive, poorly informed people who only repeat the same words over and over again who think that having drunk sex is 'date rape' and so on, and have never seen actual penises or vaginas where they could touch them.

    I'm going to give you the official trailer, and a video reaction.
    If you don't like it, I don't care, and Tucker doesn't care:

    Official Trailer
    YouTube - Official Trailer for "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell"



    Reactions of beautiful and happy people/Protests of stupid, unhappy fat people:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qpHzm5Z-eQ&feature=channel
     
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  2. Goldfish

    Goldfish Cats in the Cradle

    A must see for the REAL world =D
    I am so buying the book (when I get the chance), sounds hella' funny =]

    And here's the proper link to the site with the snippets from the book and such.
    I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell - In Theaters September 25th

    Perhaps inappropriate for some but a must for others =P
     
  3. Cameron

    Cameron New Member

    I think that I'm going to see the movie even that I don't live in America.

    But I think that I'm not going to buy the book since I'm, not into reading.
     
  4. Goldfish

    Goldfish Cats in the Cradle

    Would it matter too much? I'm not in America either, but I'm definitely going to watch it. I think there are little differences in each of the "Western" Countries to make this matter. Though saying that may impact you a little Finland boy =\
     
  5. Cameron

    Cameron New Member

    By saying that I was prefering to what Auto said, "Go click on the link and if you live in America, go find where its showing".

    And little finnish boy? Are you trying to annoy me? =D
     
  6. Autopsy

    Autopsy #3 Nelliel Tu Oderschvank

    Yea. Its pretty fucking great.
    there was this chapter where like..Tucker video taped himself having anal sex with this girl without her consent and she ended up crapping black ooze on his dick.
    lmaooooooo
     
  7. WayToTheDawn

    WayToTheDawn New Member

    HAHHA I've heard of this guy before, is his shit true?
     
  8. Icarus

    Icarus skinwalker

    All his stories are true.

    And they are all equally hilarious. XD
     
  9. Autopsy

    Autopsy #3 Nelliel Tu Oderschvank

    If you don't read it or watch the film, I feel sorry for your humanity.
     
  10. GrandShadow

    GrandShadow I accept your challange.

    read it found it crappy. been seeing a few trailers and it looks to do worse then the book. i really don't understand why people find this funny. pretty boring stuff to me. i'm guessing it cause i don't share the same humor.
     
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