KH Withdrawal

There is a new medical condition called “KH Withdrawal”. It occurs when one plays Kingdom Hearts, then does not play again for more than a week. Symptoms are included, but not limited to, sweaty palms, raging fevers, strong headaches, and the sudden desire to scream “LIGHT!!!” and smack things with your car keys. Some advanced delusions may occur, such as everyone with bedhead looking suspiciously like Sora. Another common delusion is thinking that a black person is a Shadow. WARNING: If you think you see a Shadow, DO NOT smack it with your car keys. These Shadows have developed highly advanced weapons known as “guns” and are far beyond your power. Also, as a safety precaution, do not watch Disney Channel. You may find yourself on your knees at the sight of Mickey Mouse, where you will then proceed to scream, “All hail The King!!!” One last possible symptom: just because you have a bathrobe on, it does not mean you are a member of Organization XIII or a Nobody. Scientists are currently working on a cure for this potentially dangerous condition, though progress is slow. If you have ever experienced KH Withdrawal, you are NOT ALONE. There is an entire society of people just like you that have been plagued by this unusual condition. Do not give in!