laws (things that happen to you all the time)

well, i just heard this in science class. i'll just post a few, and i hope somebody will get the idea and find something like that.

law 1:
whenever you get an expensive carpet, you will drop something dirty on it.

law 2 (law of starbucks):
right when you sit down with fresh coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will take so long, your coffee will get cold.

law 3 (law of alabi [no idea how to spell that]):
whenever you make an excuse that's lie for being late, it will happen the next day.

law 4:
whenever something is broken and you call for help, it will work when the helper checks the problem.

example: your car's engine won't start. you call the engineer. he comes and see if there is something wrong with the engine. he doesn't do anything to it and asks you to try and turn the car on. the car works, even though the engineer did nothing.