Legend of Zelda the Fierce Deity Unleashed

I have permission from hope to use her characters

Chapter 1​

In the very beginning of time, the god Gesù, creator and protector of all things created three of his most prized daughters Din, Farore, and Nayru. He sent his most pretious children to their own universe and gave them three sacrid items: the sfera orb, a powerful necklace, and the power of the triforce. He then sent them to their own universe and gave them the test of creating their own world and to protect it, to give them the opportunity to learn what pain and responsibility of being a true god or goddess. He then left them on their own. It was then that the three began to create a world well known as Hyrule.

Ages ago when the land of Hyrule was being created the goddesses took it upon themselves to create two entities that would protect the land. These two god-like life forms were to serve and protect the people that would inhabit the land. The two beings were called Majora and Oni. However these entities were far from perfect. Because they were young, and the people of Hyrule were so easily swayed to their power, Majora and Oni began to abuse the power given to them by the goddesses. They were only given two rules to follow: To watch over and protect Hyrule, and to never show themselves to the people.
The both of them quickly began to break the rules. Majora appeared to them as a thief and trickster, and many people learned to fear his deception. Oni appeared to them as an angry god and demanded offerings from them. He was soon labeled by the people "The Fierce Deity." The goddesses grew angry with the both of them and ordered them to halt all contact with their people. Majora and Oni disobeyed the goddesses orders and soon broke out into an all out war against each other causing destruction to the land. The goddesses quickly took action and imprisoned the two of them in the earth far beneath it in their own diminsion.

Hundreds of years later, The Fierce Deity was able to escape the imprsionment of the diminsion, because the holy lock of the diminsion finally became weak enough for his power to break it and open a small section for him to escape. The Fierce Deity Went to the goddesses themselves and complety shattered the sacred realm and the Triforce. Having little time to do much else, the goddesses were forced to chose new heros to save them and Hyrule from The Fierce Deity for he had destroyed the power of the triforce. They chose four people of Hyrule who stood the greatest chance of defeating the Fierce Deity. They then were attacked by the Fierce Deity and only barely were able to escape his wrath but he could find them easily due to their divine auras. Having no other way to escape, Din, Farore, and Nayru had no other choice but to hide away their divine powers and to lock themselves in mortal bodies. The three of them were separated in the transformation and are now separated through Hyrule. The Sages of the seven temples are the only ones that know what happened and they have already set out to find the heros that the goddesses have selected. It is only those four that can find the three sisters and bring them back together again before the Fierce Diety can find them first and kill them, taking complete control over Hyrule. The only way that they can truly stop the Fierce Diety is to unite the sacrid orb the sfera, and the necklace of Gesù together.

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Patrolling the outer walls of Castle Town, Corey was bored. 'Nothing ever happens around here.' he thought to himself with a sigh as he looked out over Hyrule Feild. He could see storm clouds in the distance but he figured that they would fade away before the storm could reach Hyrule Castle Town. Just then, he heard a dog bark and knew without a doubt that it was Arek, Joey's dog. He turned to the sorce of the noise and sure enough there was Joey followed by Arek. The dog looked nervous like it knew something was wrong. Corey waved at Joey "Hey Joey." he said.
Joey stopped in front of Corey "What are you still doing out here mate?" Corey looked confused.
"Um... what do you mean?" he said, perplexed.
"I thought everyone knew already. Zelda sent everyone inside. She says that storm over there is going to get bad- really bad mate." Corey looked back in the direction of the storm clouds and was shocked to see that they had darkened almost double sence he saw them only seconds ago. Already the wind was picking up. Corey wondered how he hadn't seen it before. The atmosphere was changing rapidly already.
Joey interruped his thoughts "We were all back inside but then I couldn't find you so we came out looking for you mate. We gotta go." Corey, Joey, and Arek started walking back to town.

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The rain outside the barn almost overpowerd the sound of Celton's yawn as the last of the Me`hem cattle went inside and Celton closed the gate. "You really should get more sleep Celt." Uwey said to Celton.
Celton glared, "I'll be fine." he said distantly as he locked up the gate. Uwey shook his head "No you wont. Destiny sees it too Celton. You are hardly home anymore unless you have to be, you never sleep, Destiny says she even has to force you to stop and take the time to eat anymore. You're becomming obsessed with this Dark Link thing." Celton growled "Look, is this work or an intervention!? I dont need you telling me..."
Uwey interrupted him "I know you're upset about what happened. But you're not going to figure anything out if you keep beating yourself up about it."
Celton calmed down and looked away. After an awkward pause he looked at Uwey "That was the last of the cattle and the storm is getting kind of rough. Can I go home now?" he asked it kind of impatiently.
Uwey looked like he wanted to say something else but then he just sighed "Yes Just promise you'll at least try to get some sleep before you come back tomorrow."
Celton was already walking away before Uwey had finished speaking. He reached out to the handle of the door and paused there. "My shadow doesn't sleep, he doesn't do anything but try to gain control again." he pointed out before he opened the door and walked out into the harsh storm, closing the door behind him.

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Everything was pitch black in front of Joey and Corey. They couldn't see a thing in front of them, the clouds were too thick and too dark. The rain fell hard, drenching them. Every bolt of lightning lit up the whole sky with either green, red, or blue. Every second the storm seemed to be getting worse, the whistle of the wind was loud enough that Joey couldn't even hear Arek bark at every bolt of lightning in the sky.
"We're not gonna make it all the way to the castle at this rate!" Corey shouted over a loud crash of thunder.
Joey nodded "You think mate!?" he said sarcasticly. "We gotta find shelter somewhere closer!"
Corey nodded in agreement.

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Celton was suprised at how much worse the storm had gotten since he left home. It kind of reminded him of a few years back, on a night that he would never forget when his brother had been weakened and a storm much like this one had taken seige of Hyrule. The only difference was that there was no colored lightning. He tried to convince himself that everything was fine and then took off in a run back home throught the darkness and rain. He knew Me`hem like the back of his hand so he really didn't need to see to know where he was going. Just then green lightning crashed in the sky followed immediately by loud thunder that split through the air. The light from the lightning allowed Celton to see enought that he could see someone in his path. "Destiny?!" he called over the loud wind. "What are you doing out here?"
Destiny walked closer to Celton so he could hear her and answered "You were late comming home and we got worried."
Celton saw red lightning shoot in the sky and swore under his breath "YOu shouldn't have come out here Dest. Come on let's get home." He took her hand and the two of them ran back in the direction of home.

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Joey and Corey were completely lost. They had been wandering through the storm and now couldn't even tell where the direction of Castle Town was anymore.
"What now mate!?" Joey called to Corey. Corey shrugged "I have no i..." he was interrupted by annother booming thunder that sounded so loudly that both Corey and Joey had to cover their ears. Green and Blue Lightning shot down from the sky right down at Joey and Corey. When the light vanished, so did Corey and Joey. Arek looked to the spot where the two had been. He ran over to where Joey had once stood, a low whimper came from his mouth as he realized that his master was gone.

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Celton looked at Destiny as they ran "Why didn't link come out instead of you?" he asked her.
Destiny had to almost scream to be heard over the wind "Because I told him I would do it."
Celton glared "He..." he didn't have anymore time to answer because just then he was interrupted by a scream of thunder that shook the ground and made Destiny and Celton have to cover their ears. Red and green lightning struck them. Celton braced himself for what he knew was comming, he has been through this before. Destiny screamed but nobody could hear her through the roaring wind. As the lignting dissapeared as quick as it came, both of them were gone.​

Chapter 2​

Joey groaned and sat up, his head felt as heavy as a ton of weights and his eyes hurt from exposure to how much light entered them as he lifted his eyelids. He looked around, trying to find Arek or Corey though he could hardly see because his eyes were still adjusting to the light.
He gave up with an annoyed growl and tried to stand up. But a hand from behind was placed on his sholder and he was gently pushed back down "Be careful warrior... you do not want to wear out what strength you have." said a childs voice. Joey looked over his sholder to see a little girl with green hair and forest clothing standing there. "Hello, Joey de Angelis." she said with a childlike cheerful smile.
Joey's mouth fell open in astonishment "How did you know..."
"Your name? Oh we know a lot more than that about you Joey. And about your friend Corey." She laughed a little at the confused and creeped out look on Joey's face. "Perhaps I should explain as we find your friend. He has been awake for a while now." She then turned around and started walking to a huge castle like building.
Joey hesitated and then stood up and ran after her "Hey, wait up mate!" he called after her. After he caught up and the two of them were walking side by side, the girl was short enough she had to look up to see his face as she spoke "My name is Sariah and I am the Sage of the forest. There are six others like merincess Zelda —Leader of the Sages, the Sage of Time, Rauru — Sage of Light, Darunia — Sage of Fire, Princess Ruto — Sage of Water, Impa — Sage of Shadow..."
Joey nodded, "I know and Nabooru — Sage of Spirit." he interrupted. "I've heard of you before mate." he explained. Sariah nodded "Oh... yes of course. Sorry I should have realized."
Joey shrugged "It's ok. But what's that got to do with why I'm here?"
Sariah smiled "Just as impatient as your friend." she shook her head.
"Hyrule is in danger." Joey frowned, "What kind of danger?" he asked
Sariah sighed "...Very grave danger."

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"...So let me get this straight. Farore, Din, and Nayru cant be here to tell us themselves because they are human, this Fierce Diety person is on the loose and hunting them down, and it's up to me, Destiny, Corey, and his friend to fix it?"
Raru nodded "Unfortunately we have no other choice. The goddesses chose you."
Zelda glared "You say that like it's a bad thing Raru."
Raru shrugged "Why didn't they put their trust in Farore's hero? If he can save Hyrule with the power of the Triforce I'm sure he can do it just fine without."
A clear, childlike voice came from out of the blue "To answer your question Raru, Link is the chosen hero of light that is true. But the goddesses believed that Hyrule should be entrusted with more than one pair of capable hands... it's their own lives were talking about now." she said as she walked in, followed by Joey. Joey saw Corey standing next to a blonde boy and annother green haired girl and walked over to stand on Corey's other side. Corey drew in a breath to explain things to Joey but Joey only shook his head to silence his friend "Dont worry mate. Saria explained it to me already." Corey nodded.
Raru drew in a breath to answer Saria but then he sighed and hung his head "My appologies." Ruto said to the four heros. "Raru does not mean to sould so unfaithful. It's just that..." she faltered and looked away. Nabooru finished her sentence "Well, it's hard to keep our spirits high when so much has happened. If anything happens to Din Farore, or Nayru then Hyrule will be thrown into a never ending chaos."
Corey nodded "We understand."
Zelda smiled a little "Good."
Celton suddenly spoke up "It's the dimentions again isnt' it? We have to travel throught the dimentions to find him?"
All seven sages nodded.
Celton sighed, glaring "Of course..." he said irritably.
"Celton, you've done this all before. You should be familiar with all of this. Besides, maybe this journey will finally give you the answer you seek." Impa said with an encouraging nod.
Celton shook his head and said nothing. Destiny put an comforting hand on Celton's sholder and then looked at the seven sages "We understand our task... we will not let you down." she said to them.
Zelda stepped up "Let us hope you dont chosen saviors of light." that was the last thing they heard before a bright light appeared in the palm of Zelda's upraised hand. It grew so bright that the four humans had to cover their eyes. When the light faided away again and they could remove their hands from their eyes, they found themselves back in Hyrule Field but everythig looked different to Celton and Destiny. Hyrule looked like a different form of their own Hyrule Feild.
But to Joey and Corey this was home.
Joey looked around at the three others. Then he attempted to smile "Well mate... looks like we have ourselves an adventure."
Destiny smiled and looked at Celton "Here we go again." she said, rolling her eyes.
Corey nodded "Before we get started we may as well introduce ourselves properly. I'm Corey and this is my friend Joey. We're Honor Guards for the royal army."
"Great to meet you mate." Joey said with a grin.
Celton nodded "I'm Celton, this is Destiny." Destiny smiled "Well if you boys are done visiting I think we have some work to do."​

Chapter 3

Destiny yawned and looked at Celton "So... were exactly is it we're going again?" she asked. Celton shrugged "I dont know. To be honest, I've never been to this dimention before." he aswered looking straight forward as the four of them walked. He copied Destiny's question to Corey and Joey. Joey was the one to answer "To clock town, mate." he said.
Destiny and Celton both frowned "Clock Town?" Destiny said, puzzled. Celton already realized that this place was very far off from Hyrule so he said nothing.
Corey nodded "It's the capitol of Termina and where eventually everyone turns up. If we want information about Fierce Diety, then the first place to look woudl be there."
Destiny looked very overwhelmed and shook her head. Celton realized that Clock Town must be a lot like Hyrule Castle Town so he was pretty sure he would know what to expect. "Sounds like a plan to me. So how far away are we anyway?"
Corey shrugged "Not far away at all actually. Joey here would transport us if it was more than a day's journey. We are no more than five minutes away. See, you can see it in the distance." he said, pointing ahead at a city in the horizon. Celton nodded, looking up at the sky to see how long they had of daylight. If there was anyting he had learned from his travels in Hyrule it was that Hyrule Castle Town was a horrible place at night. He hoped that it was different in Termina.

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The bar was loud, and packed with drunken travelers and tenders a like. The very air smelled of alcohol and body odor to a very large extent but all of the people there were either use to such a foul odor from working in a bar so long, or were too drunk to notice. But the one thing that even the most drunk of men did notice was that in the dark corner of the room, farthest from the door there sat a lone man, his hood pulled up over his face and the shadow hiding his expression. The man watched with uninterested eyes as the people all seemed to crowd away from where he sat motionless watching like a falcon would watch it's prey. Suddenly, one man seemed to have enough of everyone being afraid of him. He walked over to the mysterious stranger and got up in his face, three strong looking followers stood behind him, arms folded with threatining looks on their eyes. "I think you've overstayed your welcome here, sir." he said menacingly.
A slow smile spread across the hooded man's expression, "Oh, but I've only just come back." he said. "And I dont plan on leaving ever again." he said. "The world needs me too much."
The attacker looked back at his comrades "I think that this man has had too much to drink. Wouldn't you agree?" he said. The others laughed. Suddenly, the hooded man stood and grabbed the annoying man by the throat. Before the eyes of every man and woman in that room, he snapped the poor man's neck before he had a chance to even cry for help. He dropped the pethetic fool to the ground just as the other men, angered by the death of their leader all attacked him at once, tackeling him. The mass of men fell onto the table which broke under the pressure put onto it. The cloaked man picked up one of the broken legs of the table and stood up, smashing the wood into the face of one of his attackers. The man screamed in pain and fell back, he lay there motionless. The other two ignored their fallen comrade and continued attacking. One of the men tried to punch the cloaked man in the face. He ducked and grabbed his attacker's arm, trowing him into his comrade and the two of them flew into the wall and hit it with a dull thud. The two fell to the ground and remained motionless. Studying his victory, the man removed his hood and a grusome grin spread about his face. As the onlookers in the bar saw his face, fearful gasps and hushed voices were heard throught the room. They all spoke of one name. "Fierce Diety."
Fierce Diety smiled a deadly grin as he looked about the room. He waved to them and then suddenly jumped up, his fist raised to crash through the ceiling of the bar as if it was made of nothing more than a sheet of paper. He stood on the roof, looking down through the hole he had created. Then, he pulled a strange item from his pocket and threw it down into the hole. As he began to walk away, the entire bar was engulfed in flame. He heard the screams of those who were still inside, but he did noting to save the. For his plan to work, everyone who had seen him in that bar had to die. It was too early for the people to know of his return. He returned his hood over his face and then walked away.

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"....Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" Destiny laughed. Corey and Joey both looked extremely annoyed as they walked into the front gates of Clock Town and yet she continued to say those four words! Celton wasn't sure if he wanted to shut her up, or laugh. "Yes we're there now shush!" Joey finally said, agravated. Destiny laughed and shrugged her sholders "Well good thing. You three were getting on my nerves." she said as she walked forward. The other three followed, but what they saw was suprising. Everyone was surrounding one building to the west of town. "What's going on down there?" Celton asked. Corey shrugged "only one way to find out." he said. The four of them ran over to where the people were gathered and found the ruins of a burnt building. Destiny gasped "Oh... was anyone hurt?" she asked one of the nearby onlookers, a man that appeared to be in his middle ages. The man shrugged "I'm not sure missy. The bar just suddenly cast aflame and so far no survivors were found."
Joey's eyes were wide with suprise "No survivors? These places are usually packed. How could nobody have escaped?"
The man sighed "The fire happened too suddenly and the doors wouldn't budge."
Celton glared, he knew spells and other easy solutions that would cause such distruction for he had seen them before on many occasions. Before he had the chance to speak, suddenly one man burst from the ashes of the building. His face was too covered with blood, dirt, and ash to even see. The man was frantic as he tried to run from the rubble only to be stopped by the crowd. Hundreds of questions were asked at once "Who did this? What happened!..."
The survivor was too weak to even stand for any longer. He fell to his knees, "Fierce... Diety." were his last words before he fell to the ground and his last breath was spent.​

Chapter 4

People were running in horror of the name they just heard. People started grabbing there kids, supplies, and other stuff. Some people just ignored the name, saying the man was seeing things. Joey and the group however knew it wasn’t just a fib. Joey spoke to the group, “Follow me mates, I have an old friend who lives in this town and can probably give us some help.” Joey started walking towards the east side of Clocktown and the group just followed Joey and tried to stay close so they wouldn’t get lost. Joey found the place he was looking for. He open the door and a green haired girl asked, “do you have a appointment with the mayor?” Joey just continued to walk towards the door on the left and opened it. There was a big argument in the room about what to do the Fierce Deity sighting in Clocktown. Joey had to yell to get everyone’s attention, “EXCUSE ME MATES!” The mayor turn his attention towards Joey and immediately spoke, “Everyone I need you to leave.” no one said anything more, until they all got outside and continued to argue. “Joey! Long time no see my friend. Can I get you something to eat?” Destiny spoke up,” Well I am a little hungry.” Celton gave her a little kick to tell her to shut up. “Don’t worry I’ll get you something.” The mayor yelled for his sanctuary to come in the room. She came scurrying into the room, “yes mayor?” It was the same green haired lady who asked them if they had a appointment. “Get some of the good milk and some steak the nice and juicy kind. Please.” She instantly ran out of the room without a yes or no answer. The mayor decided to ask Joey the big question, “so Joey what brings you and all of yours friends all the way out here?” Joey took a moment to respond, knowing the topic would make him, uneasy. “I need to know anything you know about the Fierce Deity mate.” The mayor started to look at Joey in a way that made him suspicious. He paused for a little bit longer and finally said, “The only thing I know about him is that there was a sighting of him in town not very long ago and that he travels through dimensions. That is truly all I know.” Joey sighed and asked a different question, “Well thank you for that little bit of info mate, Now can you give my friends some better armor, mostly the Girl and blonde haired boy mate.” the mayor seemed relived the topic had changed and peacefully said, “We actually just got a prototype for new type of special armor. It is suppose to be extra resistance.” Joey had a shoot oh happiness. Joey thought to himself, finally something turns out my way. “Will take it please.” The mayor got up and walked out of the room. He came back with these jade and sliver coats of armor. Joey took them from his heads and gave one to Destiny and Celton. “Thank you mayor we thank you very much mate. Will be going now.” destiny spoke up quickly and said, “wait what about the delicious food?” Everyone started laughing, when it settled down the mayor said, ”I’ll send it to the Pot House Inn and tell them to give you a stay for as long as your staying in town. consider it a favor for helping me out when…..well…..case closed.” Joey understood why he didn’t say it, Joey even felt embarrassed to talk about.

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Later that day Celton and Destiny tried putting on their new armor in the Pot Hose Inn.
Destiny yelled through the wall that separated the boys and the Destiny’s room, “Ugh! How the heck do you work this armor stuff!” Destiny yelled through the wall, annoyed. The three boys laughed “Aw come on Destiny you’ve helped me fight monsters of all kinds before and yet a little piece of metal is gonna beat you Dest?” Celton called back. Destiny’s response was “Oh if you’re so smart then why don’t you come show me how it works?” Corey shot up like an arrow. “I’m on my way!” He started running towards the door, but then Celton grabbed him by the collar of his armor. “No you’re not.” he said, the usual humor in his expression was clouded by something. Joey stood “I‘ve helped more than one woman with armor. I know how womens armor is attatched.” Celton looked at Joey with an expression that looked strangely threatening for Celton. Joey frowned, had he really just heard Celton growl?! Celton walked back over to the wall “Cover up with something Dest. Joey is gonna come see if he can help you with your armor.” he looked back at Joey and gave him a look that obviously said ‘you touch her in a way you’re not supposed to and you will regret it.’ Joey just shrugged “I went through medical training before I was an Honor Guard Mate. I’ve seen naked bodies before.” Celton didn’t look at all comforted by that and Joey walked over to the door to Destiny’s room. Corey laughed “Then maybe if you’re so experienced you should let some of us inexperienced get the practice we need.” he called after Joey. Destiny heard that and got mad! “You sound like a pervert when you make such a big deal about it mate.” Joey called back before he closed the door.​

 

oh they are written, I'm just building up dramtic effect.

 

no this was in the works before that.

 

Chapter 5

Joey had finished attaching Destiny’s armor, “Well that should do it, I’ll be going back to my room mat…” Joey was yanked back by his hand by Destiny. ”Wait don’t go just yet. Celton and me are always playing pranks on each other, he got me back a couple of days ago and this is the perfect time to get him!.” Joey wasn’t sure about the idea of a prank, well right now in the middle of a adventure to stop this evil from known as the Fierce Deity. ”I don’t know about that mate, I don’t think this is the greatest time to be playing a prank on someone.” Destiny ignored what Joey said, “Oh just do it you baby. Stand over there and I’ll do the rest.” Destiny got really close to the wall, so the others could here her.” OH YOU PERV JOEY! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME THERE!” Joey shot up like an arrow when he heard that himself. He was about to speak out when, the door flung open and Celton tackled Joey. “I warned you! Now your gunna get it!’ Destiny busted out laughing, her plan when just as she thought. Celton realized what had just happen and said, “I didn’t think that was funny Destiny!” Joey picked himself off the floor, “I’ll second that mate, it came without warning. The steaks should arrive shortly, so lets get some rest until you do.” Joey walked out the door and into they boys room with Celton not far behind him.”

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The Fierce Deity stood atop a mountain over looking both Hyrule and Termina. ”Look at this pitiful world my aunts have created, if only my father was here, but he can’t be. He’s doing bigger things. Oh well, better find my aunts, and destroy them!” The Fierce Deity then jumped off the mountain, but disappeared 2 inches from the ground.

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It was about two hours before the steaks arrived at the Pot House Inn. ”Well it’s about time! I’m starving over here!” Destiny remarked. Joey took this time while everyone was distracted eating to go down stairs to the front counter. “Excuse me mate.” Joey said to the girl at the counter. “Oh hello there, didn’t notice you. You’re the group the mayor said to stay for free right? Well it doesn’t matter, where are my manners I’m Anju. The owner of the Pot House in, can I get you anything? A cup of coffee?” Joey reached into his pocket and pulled out some rupees and put them on the counter.” This should cover our stay, and more. I don’t care what the mayor says, about us staying for free.” The women was almost frozen from how many rupees Joey had given her. “th- th- thank you sir!” Joey headed up stairs, but before he did the women asked, “You look familiar, do I know you from somewhere?” Joey thought about it for a minute, whether or not he should tell her. He finally gave into her question. “No, but I look like my father and you might know him. His name was Marak… Marak De Angelis.” The women was speechless, and Joey headed up stairs.​

Chapter 6

“Alright you two, me and Corey are going to go and do a little searching, your to do the same. So here’s 500 rupees, this is only for an emergencies only, alright mate?” Destiny had already grabbed the rupees from Joey’s hand and had ran off with Celton.” Yeah sure I got that!” Destiny yelled to Joey. “You two be back here at 5:00 PM mates!” Joey yelled back, but he didn’t get no answer. “were in deep trouble Corey, I just gave 500 rupees to a young teenage girl while were in one of the biggest shopping cities in the world mate.” Corey laughed and said, “Yeah, that was a mistake, so how many rupees do you have to give me?” Joey turn and hit Corey on the head. “Hey you get paid enough, you don’t need anymore rupees, now lets go and start checking for the godesses in Ikana Canyon mate.” Corey jumped at what Joey just said, “But that place is haunted by ghosts and the living dead!” Joey started heading for the west gate of Clocktown. ”Yeah and it’s also the place where the ancient race of the Ikana kingdom built a tower to mock the goddesses, it would be the last place the Fierce Deity would expect to look for the goddesses mate. So lets get a move on would you mate? Arek wouldn’t be scared of a little ghosts, so are you going to be out beaten by a dog mate?” Corey started thinking about the question, Well if I don’t do this, he’ll tell everyone at work that I was afraid of a couple of ghosts and his dog wasn’t. “wait a second! How do you know your dog won’t be afraid, when he isn’t even here!” Joey had a surprised look on his face, ”Hey thanks for reminding me mate!” Joey pulled out a whistle from his tunic and blew really loud, nothing could be heard from the whistle. ”Well if that’s your dogs whistle, it mustn’t work that far, he’s in Hyrule remember?” Joey continued walking to the gate, “Oh he’ll be here, when you least suspect it mate. Probably just at the right time to save your butt.”

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“Dest we aren’t suppose to be shopping! Were suppose to be looking for the goddesses! You know the ones that if they are killed the whole universe will go into chaos.” Destiny was to caught up in the Jewelry she was looking at to pay any attention to Celton. “Hey Celton how does this look on me?” Celton was about to answer, but was interrupted by Destiny. ”Yeah your right, oh! Look at this jade hair band, look it comes with matching wrist bands.” Celton got to think, Hey goddesses, you made them in your image, man comes from somewhere else. “Just hurry up Dest, we can’t waste all day shopping.” Destiny had actually listen to Celton that time and said, ”Well it’s not everyday your in a different dimension, don’t you want souvenirs? Now lets go to the cloths store, we still have 475 rupees to spend.” Destiny went running of letting Celton do all the carrying. Celton said aloud to himself, “You know I try to save Hyrule, save the dimensions, not once, but twice, and this is my reward goddesses? I don’t want to see my reward for saying the universe. I hope Joey and Corey are doing better than me, but than I don’t know what could be worse.”

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“RUN FASTER!!!” Joey yelled at Corey at the top of his lungs. “I’M TRYING TOO! YOU THINK I WANT TO FALL BEHIND!?” Corey yelled back at Joey. Joey was thinking to himself, why couldn’t it have been redeads? They walk slow, but no it has to be poes that can FLY! “COREY HIT THE DECK!” Joey yelled to Corey who was to busy running, so Joey had to trip him and dive himself. A Barrage of arrows flew over head and missed Joey and Corey by mere millimeters. Joey helped Corey up and the two resumed running. Corey yelled to Joey even though he was right next to him, ”TELL ME WHEN DID POES LEARN TO SHOT ARROWS!?” Joey was trying to think of a plan when Corey’s thought about arrows gave him one. “Alright when I say, drop spin and shoot your arm bows alright? No time for answer, so NOW!” Joey and Corey rolled forward and spun around and shot the poes died in the eyes. They faded into thin air. Joey and Corey finally could take a break. Joey said to Corey panting, “Well we did good.” Corey gave him a mean, but funny face. ”Screw you, we almost died! Still no dog either, so that doesn’t help!” Joey and Corey had finally caught their breaths, and Corey said again, “Screw you Joey.” And the two started running again from the poes that had been behind them. Joey and Corey were thinking of the same plan, So when Joey yelled, “NOW!” the two rolled forward, but off a cliff. Corey was screaming at Joey as they fell, “HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THERE WAS A CLIFF HERE!?” Joey shouted back at him, “HEY YOU DIDN”T KNOW EITHER!!!” As Joey and Corey thought their lives were coming to an end, they hit water. Joey and Corey had fallen into a river, but the current was to strong. “COREY TAKE MY HAND!” Joey yelled to Corey who was starting to get yanked down under the river. Corey yelled, “THERE”S SOMETHING GRABBING BY LEGS!!!” Corey than was pulled under along with Joey. When the two got under they saw that it was the poes, Corey looked at Joey and yelled something, Joey figured it was something around this, “Screw you Joey, but time a billion!” The two started swimming down river to escape the poes.​