post your best "yo' mama jokes" here

yo momma so stupid that she sit's on the TV and watch's the couch....

 

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
skillz

 

yo momma so fat, she isn't allowed to to cross the street; vehicles over 8 tons prohibited

 

Yo' momma so stupid she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order

 

yo momma's so stupid, she looked in a mirror and thought it was another person
yo momma's so fat, she didn't want to look at the other person in the eye
yo momma's so ugly, when she finally did look at the person, the mirror broke
yo momma's so stupid, she thought the other person broke her mirror and ran away

 

yo mama is so fat that when she wore her yellow coat, people were yelling at her, "TAXI, TAXI!"

 

yo momma so ugly, they put her on display at the zoo as 'the ugliest animal in the world'
yo momma so ugly, they switched her with a bear and neither you or yo dad could tell the difference

 

OK I might as well contribute one.

Yo momma's so fat, every resturaunt is town has occupancy listed 20-30 people or yo momma.

 

Your momma is so poor, when I step on her cigarette she shout "Who turn of the heat?"

Your momma is so stupid, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear

Your momma breast is so old that when she tried to breast feed you it turns to powder.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."

Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.

Yo momma as is so hairy that Don King comes out and shout "Only in America!"

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Skills...lol

 

Yo momma so fat & hairy she was only compatible with king kong

Yo momma ugly i would've died if i was looking at her on the other side of the planet

 

yo mamma's so fat when she jumpes into the ocean the whales sing ''we are fammily''

 

yo mama is so poor i saw her walking down the street kicking a can and asked her watcha doing she said moving

 

Yo mamma so ugly when she ran into a pack of apes they took her in.

(i hope you guys get that.)

 

Yo mamma so fat when she jumps, everyone jumps!
(Hope you get what that means)

 

yo mommas so old that her social security number is 2

 

Yo momma so stupid she tripped over the cordless telephone wire.
Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown the goldfish.