Post your jokes here. I need a laugh

ok its kind of long but stay with me.
this is the story of fabal mable.
one day a white man walks into a hotel and asks for a room. the clerk says there is only one room available and its haunted. the white man say i dont care i and afraid takes the key and goes to the room. later that night the man hear a noice Im the ghost of fbal mable put your balls apon my table. so the guy does it gets his balls cut off and jumps out the window. the next day a black man comes into the hotel and asks for a room. the clerk tells him the room is haunted but the black man said he wasnt scared took the key and went to the room. later that night he heard a noise Im the ghost of fable mable put your balls apon my tble he does gets them cutt off and jumps out the window.the next day Santa comes to the hotel and asks for a room. the clerk tells him the only room available is haunted. santa says he aint scared takes the key and goes to the room. later that night he heard a noise. Im the ghost of fable mable put your ball apon my table. then santa says Im the Ghost of christmas past touch my balls i'll kick your ass.
THE END

 

Okay, this is something my cousin wanted me to put as a joke...

*Kairi walks up to sora*

Kairi: "Hey Sora, do you know what they say about people with big feet?"

Sora: *Confused look*

Kairi: *Walks away, grinning*

Sora: "They need big shoes?"





Yeah, not the best joke. LOL!