Random Crap ~Oathkeepers Random Stories centered around KH-3 Roleplays!!!!~

It all began in the wonderful world of The World That Never Was............

Page: Hello Everyone and welcome to our amazing story of amazing awesome...

Blake: BOO!!!!!!!!!

Everyone:

Hunter: *Cries*

Tom: BLAKE THAT WAS MEAN!!!!!

Angel: Can we just get this over with I have a date with Nissa tonight XD

Logan: You have a date with Nissa!!!!!!???

Angel: Yeah, So?

Logan: So do I!!!!!!

Nissa: Oh shit!!!! *Descovered* Don't hate the playah boys and girls hate the game

Semnax: Where's Jasmine

Jasmine: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! I"m right here sweetheart!!!! *Turns on a chainsaw *

Semnax: Jasmine what are you doing?!!!!!

Jasmine: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Jaxx: Friggen A!!!!! Did she get posessed by Xehanort again!!!!!!?

Jesse: Don't worry I will save you!!!!!!!

Narrator: Just as Jesse went to save Jasmine and Semnax he suddenly gets raped by Darth Vader!!!!!!!

Jamie: Hey thats MY clone!!!!! Don't sexually abuse it!!!!!!!! *Runs off to save Jesse*

Narrator: Meanwhile Nichole and Christopher are trying to save Sorahiko because he has been kiddnapped by the Tellitubbies!!!!!

Jaxx: OK I'm scared now..... Now let's start this show ok.

Page: Agreed

Jaxx: Good at least someone sees reason around here Hello everyone and welcome to the Kh-3 roleplayers fanfic of the centery!!! That me, Jaxx, and the rest of the roleplay characters will show who we really are BEHIND the scenes of our roleplays

Page: OH there you go again!!!

Jaxx: What?

Page: *mimiking* Thats me Jaxx and everyone else.... does it ALWYAS have to be the JAXX SHOW!!!!!!!!

Jaxx: What are you talking about!!!

Voltiar: She's right Jaxx you do that a lot.

Jaxx: What are you talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Page: Do you ever think of anything but yourself?!!!!

Jaxx: *Staring in mirror* OF COURSE I DO!!!!

Tom: Sure you do.....

Narrator: It's time for..... Semnax's pickup lines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jasmine:

Semnax: Hey baby are you from Tennesee? Because you're the only 10 I see

Semnax: Hey girl if you were a bugar I would pick you first XD

Semnax: Hey siniorita Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Semnax: Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Semnax: Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Semnax: H.......... *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!* (Someone kills him)

Yuna: ok that was random

TO BE CONTINUED

 

Page: Hello everyone and welcome again to our show...

Tom: We're sorry we were being so unorganized before...

Jamie: To show it will never happen again....

Link: We've decided to start our show in chapteres!!!!!

Jaxx: And We've hired a narrator!!!

Ariana: Wait what... We don't have the money to hire a narrator.

Hunter: *Evil grin* Oh I'm sure he'll be happy to narrate for free... *Rests hand on sword handle*

Narrator:

Jasper: -_-' So unsivilized....

Everyone: Anyway Without Further Adeau... here is our show *DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DA DAH!!!!!!* *Curtain raises*

Chapter 1: Highschool Hell​

Narrator: *Sigh and pulls out a really big book....* Once apon a time in a galaxy here just in the future there lived a world with a crazed dictator who brainwashed all of the adults in the world to act meanly to their children because he believes teenagers are scum....

Opens up to a classroom with a teacher and students​

Jesse: *Passes a note to Hope*

Teacher: *SMACK ruler on table on top of the note* Lets let the whole class see what you've written Mrs. Hope shall we Jesse... *Opens note*

Jesse: *Shakes his head* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Teacher: *Clears throat..* "Hey Hope, I put a dime in your lockar for last night. Next time get your sister involved too and I might even give you a penny too." *Laughs*

Hope:

Teacher: You know the punishment for passing notes kids.

Jesse: "Bitch... cough....bitchtrannycoughcough" holds out hands "I'll take Hope's punishment."

Hope: "NUUUUUUUUUUUU I love having pincils stuck in my hands!!!!* T_T

Jesse: THOUGH!!!!!!! *Puts hands on table*

Teacher: Raises two pencils to stab through Jesse's hands when suddenly.......................... music plays in the hallway...

Music: "I'm bringin Sexy back them other boys don't know how to act...."

Teacher: *Dancing* OMG I LOVE THIS SONG ^_^

Jesse and Hope:

Will: WTF!!!! The mean teacher lady is dancing like a slut!!!!!!!!

All three students: *Backs away slowly*

Teacher: *Dancing like Brittany Spears on drugs* "Dirty Babe you see these shackles baby I'm your slave...." Singing really high and off key.

*In my hallway*

Hope: *Shivers* OMG I'm going to have nightmares...

Will: *Sitting in the corner rolling back and forth* "My eyes! Make it stop!!!!!!!"

Tom: Hey guys whats up *Starts walking into classroom to get his missing notebook*

Hope: NO TOM!!!!!!!

Jesse: Don't go in there.....

Tom: *Confused* "Why not..." curious he walks in anyway. As he opens the door we hear the music and the teacher singing "I'm bringin Sexy Back..." but luckily we don't see her because the door is blocking all of our view but Tom's. Tom looks like he's going to be sick and backs away slowly "....I'm going to throw up now bye..." runs away.

Hope: Lets get out of here we're going to be late for math and I don't want to get locked up in the basement for being late again. The three start walking to the Math Room.

To Be Continued
Comming Soon Higschool Hell Chapter 2.
- Angel is told by the voices to kill puppies
- Jesse descovers he is a clone
- We're bringin Sexy Back!!!!!!​

 

Ok where we last left our heroes They were traumatized by their scary English Teacher and they all decided to go to Math. Now lets see what Angel is up to...

Angel walks out of the girls bathroom where she runs into Tom.

Angel: Oops!!!! Sorry I hit you.

Tom: No I'm sorry I hit you

Angel: No I'm sorry it was my fault

Tom: No because you're a girl and I'm too shivelrous to let you take the blame it was my fault.

Angel: ....ok whatever you say...

Tom: No whatever YOU say...

*Behind the scenes*

Jesse watches: Wow do they ever make up their minds!!!!!???

Hope: Yeah you don't have to go home tonight and hear her talk about him for hours on end!!!!!

Jamie: I think they are cute....

Aiden: Only because you're gay.

Aya: *Hits Aiden* That was rude!!!!

Jamie: What did you call me!!!!?

Aiden: GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jamie: *Turns into a zombie and eats Aiden.*

Aya: *Cries*

Hope: Hey we need him for the next scene!!!!

Jamie: Don't worry I didn't REALLY eat him this was all a special effect. The real Aiden is hiding in the closet so you wouldn't see him and ruin my trick.

Aya: *Walks over to the closet and opens the door* Aiden are you in..... AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Bloody murder scream*

*Teacher pops out of the closet singing Sexy Back*

Hope and Aya: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! My eyes!!!!!!!!

Jesse and Aiden and Jamie: We'll save you!!!! *PUshes teacher out the window*

HOpe: My hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Menwhile*

Tom and Angel are walking through the hallways....

Angel: We should get to class

Tom: We don't have to go to class if you don't want to

Angel: Do YOU want to go to class

Tom: It doesn't matter what I want do you want to go to class?

Angel: Do you?

TOm: Do you?

*This goes on for a while*

*Menwhile*

Narrator: HOPE JAMIE YOURE WANTED ON SET!!!!!!

Home and Jamie walk onto the bus

Jesse: I don't want to go home...

Hope: Me neither thats why I'm planning a meeting to overthrow the adults MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

Jesse: But if we get caught we'll be killed!!!!!!!!!

Hope: MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!


Menwhile:

Angel: Do you hear the voices!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????

Tom: What voices?

Angel: They want us to kill the puppy!

Tom: Don't listen to the voices Angel

Angel: But its' your voice!

Tom:
*To be Continued*

 

Tom: What! I wouldn't tell you to kill puppies!

Angel: *Cries* Don't yell at me!

Tom: I'm sorry

Angel: No I'm sorry

Tom: Then Don't kill puppies

Angel: ....ok

Hope: Hey guys look I got a new dog it's name is lucky... ANGEL WHAT THE HELL!?

Angel: *Just killed the puppy*

Tom: HEY! You said you wouldn't kill puppies!

Angel: he he his name was lucky! lol lol lol lol mwahahahahahah Not so lucky now are you bitch!

Tom: ANGEL!?

Angel: OHMYGOSH! What kind of monster have I become!?

*TO be continued.*

 

Tom: Angel What the heck!!!! You just killed Hope's puppy!

Angel: ............. *Stares at hands*

Tom: Angel what were you thinking!?

Angel: ..............

Tom: ANGEL!

Angel:.................

Tom: ANGELANGELANGELANELANGELANGELANGELANGEAL!!!!!!

Angel: WHAT!!!?

Tom: *Sniff... sniff* Don't yell at me....

Angel: ... sorry

Tom: Then why did you kill Lucky?

Hope: *Cradeling Lucky in arms. on knees wailing* HE WAS SO YOUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAH WAH WAH!!!!!

Tom: *Points at Hope* Look what you did angel!

Angel: ....oops

Tom: OOPS!!! You killed a puppy and all you can say is... OOPS!!!!!!!!

Angel: STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!!!!!

Tom: You stop yellinga t me!!!!!!

Angel: I'm sorry!

Tom: NO I"M SORRY!

Angel: WHY do you always agree with me

Tom: Do you want me to agree with you? I just want what makes you happy!

Angel: ........

*Behind the scenes

Will: What teh crap! Why did Angel kill Lucky!

Aiden: Well aren't you paying attention? Tom's voice told her to.

Aya: Well Tom's voice is stupid!

Jesse: YOU're Stupid!

Aiden: *Punches Jesse* Don't talk to my sister like that!

Jesse: She's my bitch I can talk to her however I want!

Ariana: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Stomps on Jesse's foot and runs away*

Aya: Jessekins you weren't supposed to tell anyone!

Jesse: oops...

*Menwhile

Hope: I dont care if we get caught! I'm Hope and I'm daring and I want to kill the president with my bare hands!

Jamie: That isn't very ladylike

Hope: Screw ladylike! Who is ladylike these days!?

Bussdriver: Silence or I'll run you over!

Jamie: *Shuts up*

Hope: You're too fat to run me over old man! THe buss would disscombobulate!

Jamie: *Whispers* Hope shut up!

Bussdriver: Why you little.... *interrupted when he screams and busstires screatch*

*There in the middle of the road is the zombie teacher*

Teacher: Them other boys dont know how to act!!! YUP! Dirty babe....! *Dirty dancing*

Bussdriver: AHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!

Hope and Jamie: *Run off buss and run for Jamie's house as fast as possible!*

*To be continued*

Comming soon: Who is the mysterious voice that tells Angel to kill puppies, Will Hope and Jaime make it home safely? How will Aya and Will convince Ariana that she was just dreaming when Will said Aya was his bitch? WILL THAT STUPID sluT TEACEHR EVER DIE!

 

Sorry all about the delay in my chapters I've been busy. Anyway it is:

Book 1: Highcshool Crap
Chapter: 5

Tom: *Cries* Angel I thought you were a sweetheart not a puppy killler!

Angel: YOU TOLD ME TO KILL LUCKY! I COULDN"T HELP IT!

Tom: Do you want to go to the forest?

Angel: 0_o Why? Were't we just talking about...

Tom: DONT! Dont speak about our sad past my love. Let's run away to the forest together so I can show you my cool clearing with a waterfall.

Angel: Okays ^_^.

****
(Meanwhile back at Jamie's House)

Jesse: (Sitting alone on the couch)......... I MISS HOPE!

Sara: YOu've only been without her for five minutes and she got on in trouble like five times today.

Jesse: I know! Isn't she HOT!

Sara: Wow... ok you do that I'm going to go call Kyuu.

Jesse: Kyuu!? Let me come too!

Sara: I thought you liked HOpe?

Jesse: Hope who?

Sara: *Slaps forehead* Alright come on.

Jesse: YAY!

Sara: *Picks up phone and dials Kyuu's number* Hey Kyuu...

Jesse: *Steals phone* KYUU I"M IN LOVE WITH YOU!

Kyuu: Say wha!?

Jesse: I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART LETS GET MARRIED!

Sara: *Eye twitches*

Kyuu: Um... ok.

Jesse's dad: Hey who you talking to!? *Stabbs Jesse*

Jesse: Bleh...

Sara: DADDY WHY DID YOU STAB JESSE!? PLEASE DONT KILL HIM!

Kyuu: T_T I was engaged... and now I'm single again my life is pethetic.

Jesse: *Jumps up and stabbs his dad* Come on Sara we must run for the hills and take Hope with us!

Sara: What about Kyuu?

Jesse: Kyuu who!?

Sara:

Jesse: OH! Yes of course we must take my darling bride Kyuu with me!

Sara: But you just stabbed dad. THe cops are on their way cant you hear them! *They hear sirens in the distance*

Jesse: Oh noes! We must run! RUn RUN RUN RUN RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***
Menwhie at the clearing

Angel: Now youre it again Tom hahahahahahhahahah. *Runs like a gaytard to the threes.*

Tom: Not for long! *Chases Angel*

Angel: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Tom: Oh no I caught you! *Taggs Angel and then runs to the water*

Angel: Oh noes... I cant swim.

Tom: Come here and I'll teach you to swim darling.

Angel: (Thinking: oh yes I'm sure this has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Wearing a tank top and short shorts. he just wants get close to me when I'm wet and half dressed.) *Smiles like a blondie* M'kay dear! *Jumps into water*

***
Meanwhile on the streets.

Aiden: *burp*

Aya: You sicko! *kick*

Aiden: Heeeeyyy you b' nice or I'll just bitch slap you like a red headesstep child woman. *hicup*

Aya: SHHH! Do you hear that? *Hears sirens a distance away*

Aiden: I aint hear noffin! *Takes annother swig of bear*

Aya: Shut up and follow me! *Runs toward sound*

Aiden: Heyyye wait up fr me! *Runs after her*
***
Meanwhile at the Clearing

Angel: Do you hear that?

Tom: I hear whatever you want me to. I just want happyness from you.

Angel: There are sirens we have to go investigate!

Will: *Jumps out of nowhere* We have to go hurry hurry!

Angel: 0_o... um who are you?

Tom: He's eyeing you! *Jumps in front of Angel and grows at Will* Back off barbey.

Will: -_-' why does everyone say that to me!!!!!!

Angel: Where are we going?

Will: We need to go to the caves where you'll be safe.

Tom: Safe from what???

But Tom spoke too soon. Because right after that... a familiar sound boomed through the forest that froze all three of the kids with pure fear: Anyone want to guess what it was??? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!
Oh yea! The teacher jumps out of nowhere and starts dirty dancing again!

Angel: Why wont she die already!?

Tom: *Picks up Angel* (Angel burries her face in Tom's chest to hide her face from the horror) Lead the way Will!

*They run away from the horror!*

Teacher: It's just that no one makes me feel this way!!!!!!!! GO head be gone with it! Go head be gone with it!



*And that concludes this random and totally retarded chapter of Random Crap: Kingdom Hearts Stories
Comming up soon: WILL THAT TEACHER EVER DIE! Will Jesse ever make up his mind between Hope and Kyuu? And what ever happend to ritz crackers!

 

lol i leingthened my latest chapter It just didn't seem right to make a chapter without the dirty dancing slut teacher! -_-
lol Thanks Trumpy

 

And the story continues!
Book 1: Highschool Crap
Chapter: 6

Where we last left our heros Jesse had killed his parents, Sara is very confused, The cops came to arrest Jesse/Jamie for killing his dad, and Will caught Tom teaching Angel how to swim and then that stupid slut teacher jumped out of nowhere and started dirty dancing again. When will someone tell her she is too old to move like that!!!!?

Angel: *Voice muffled* are we there yet?

Tom/Will: NO!

Will: Please shut her up!

Tom: *Sigh* dont be impatient with my Angel! *throws rock at will* Angel we will be there soon.

Angel: I can walk now you know.

Tom: Yes but we are faster if I carry you besides what kind of a shining knight would i be if i didnt?

Will: *mutters* bla bla bla... mushy crap!

Angel: We heard that!

Will: We're there.

Angel: Finally

Will: Shut up.

Angel: *sticks tongue out at Will* so where are we exactly?

Will: My hideout. The adults will never find us here!

Aiden: Hellooooooooooo

Will: EEK! WHAT THE F*****.... where the hell did you come from!?

Aiden: I... came... from... your ... worst.... nightmares

Will: ....You came from Scottland?

Everyone:

Aya: ....That was so not funny my grandpa is from scottland!

Jamie/Sara: Will we came so how are we going to throw off the copper copper crime stoppers?

Will: *forgets previous conversation with Aiden* WE KILL THEM! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Angel: Um..... ok?

Tom: Angel can't handle weapons..... I mean not even safety sissors.

Will: Why not?!

Angel: Its... a long story.

Tom: *nods* I have the scars to prove it!

Angel: I was just trying to help sugar lips!

Tom: *cringes at bad memories* So... kill them huh... ahem. Wouldn't that get us in more trouble?

Will: I dont care they have caused enough trouble and they have hurt everyone enough oh and by the way Sara i'm in love with you.

Sara: I'm pregnant.

Will: WHAT THE F****!?

Jesse: You were supposed to shut up about that!

Sara: I couldn't help it. THe world needed to know. The baby is my dads.

Everyone:

Angel: I dont even want to know the story behind that one...

Tom: I second Angel.

Aya: Wait a second... wasn't there annother one of you? *points at Angel*

Angel: OMFG MY SISTER!

Tom: Did you just swear love bucket!?

*Everyone else also seems flabbergasted by Angel's choice in language

Angel: She went home and I'm late. I hope she's ok.

Will: The adults will capture her and try to get information about our werabouts out of her. We have to save her!

THey all agree and run off to save her.

Aya: *humming sexy back as they go*

Aiden: Who wants a ritz cracker!?

Everyone: YAY RITZ CRACKERS!

They all munch on ritz crackers on their way back to the city to save Hope.

The end.

Sorr it isn't much guys but here is chapter 6

 

Sorry it took so long for the story to continue. I've been busy due to the wedding but thanks to Hope unlocking my stories for me, I am proud to present...
Book 1: Highschool Crap
Chapter: 7 (Craptacular!)

Hope: ooooowwwwww! T_T

Dad: Japanese torture! (pokes Hope on forehead in quick motion) Say ten candy bars!

Mom: -.- Quit being an ideot dear just figure out where Angel is.

Dad: (stands up) Oh... right... (Kick Hope) Why is your sister late!?

Hope: Because she hates you!

Dad: She's with that boy again isn't she?!

Angel: Hope!

Hope: Angel!

Dad: Angel!

Mom: Hope!

Tom: TOM!

Everyone: (gives Tom weird look)

Tom: ... I thought we were playing a game.... *sheepish*

Dad: Angel Get your fat ass in the house you heffer!

Tom: Hey dont talk to her like that!

Jesse: Why is my love on the ground?! *runs to Hope*

Sara: (facepalms) YOU LOVE KYUU STUPID!

Kyuu: T_T Whats going on guys!!

Jesse: Oh... right... (drops Hope) Dont cry Kyuu!

Dad: (Grabs Angel) The cops are on our tail and they are going to find my pot farm and then we're all gonna die and it's all your fault for staying out and because you're so damn sexy!

Tom: Hey dont talk to her like that!

Angel: T_T he's right Tom... I'm just so sexy... I dont deserve to live.

Tom: No, you're better than that You're also hot. But that's not the point.

Dad: Then what is?

TOm: You can't just drag her away to home like this! What is she your property!?

Dad: Uh... duh! Of course she is!

Angel: T_T... where's lucky?

Jesse: Why are you adults all acting like asses!? Do you remember your childhood like this?

Cop: Oh... my... gawd... my pare't loved me! I am being a jackass and so are the rest of us! Run teenagers!

Tom: (Punch Dad)

Dad: ACK!

Angel: Yay I is free!

Hope: We must run!

Random voice: Not So fast!!!!

((Teens all look around))

Random voice: Because it's time for...

Will: Oh god no...

Random voice: Oh yeah!...

Will: NO NO NO! PLEASE!

Teacher jumps out of nowhere: I"M BRINGEN SEXY BACK!

Aiden: OH GOD DAMN IT!!!

Aya: AHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom: Enough woman!

Teacher: Them other boys dont know how to... bleh...

Will: *Pulls knife out of teacher* Let's go!

Sarah: Did you have to kill her willypoo!?

Will: Stop calling me that!

Sara: T_T

Hope: Can we discuss this later... *Bang!*

Kyuu: Ok who farted!

Jessie: It was the nice police man he just got shot!

Everyone:

Angel: I vote we run now.

Everyone agrees and they all run.

(half hour later)

Tom: Not to be a party pooper but where exactly are we going???

Everyone: (stops)

Sara: Oh... never thought of that.

Aiden: Let's go to the bar!

Aya: No you dickweed! We gotta find somewhere to hide!

Aiden: .... oh.. yeah... right... *shuts up*

Will: Let's go to my mansion!

Sara: You have a mansion?

Will: Of course. Dont you?

Hope: *mutters* show off

Will: I heard that!

Angel: Good! *throws rock at Will*

Will: Hah you missed!

Angel: *throws another rock*

Will: *rick hits where the sun dont shine* -.-' I hate you so much right now...

Tom: Thou shalt not insult Angel! *punch Will*

Will: Damn you!!!! *the two prepare to fight*

Angel: Please stop fighting T_T I'm scared.

kyuu: We need to go now.

Will and Tom: You're right.. lets go.

They all run toward Will's mansion.

Aya: Aiden do you have any cracker's left?

Everyone: YAY!

So that concludes yet another random chapter. I hope you all liked it. I'm hoping to finish the Highschool Crap Book soon and start on my newest Creation

Comming up next on Highschool Crap: Can Angel and Will ever get along? Did the Slut teacher really die? Does Aiden have any ritz crackers left???