The book of random thoughts. questions and idiocies

Ok, so I've been thinking about doing this for a while. I honestly think it would be a pretty awesome idea

Ok, so I dunno if it's just if I'm an idiot, or just how my brain isn't the same as other people's, but if I'm watching tv, if I'm outside etc, I always see things that make me think up bizarre questions that I somehow justify as proper questions. Sometimes I would be sitting around doing nothing and random things just pop into my head

I was thinking of logging all them in a sort of journal or book, and I dunno if I should keep it on paper or type it out. Thinking paper would be best as I can take it with me

Some thoughts people might have seen or heard before but I come out with some pretty weird stuff

For example, today, I was thinking "You never see a sick dog, do you? Contrary to the phrase "Sick as a dog". Has anyone ever seen a sick dog?

And you never hear of someone getting their arm broken by a swan. Like, yknow how people tell you that f you get close to a swan they can break your arm? Why you're arm? Have swans not evolved to the level of breaking legs? And if you see someone with a cast and you ask how they broke their arm, it's always "I fell off my bike/horse/roof" or something like that. Never "I was at the park and a wild swan came at me and broke my arm"

Never