Words, words, words

Having spent twenty-three years of my surprisingly unproductive life cruising the lifestream, I've learned many things.

1. Set aside a generous amount of cash to purchase a mini-fridge in apartment living situations. Roommates will forget where the kitchen is located whenever they purchase their own groceries, but will suddenly remember when you stock your own.

2. No matter how much money you may be accruing due to your financial situation, always save change. Apartment complexes don't normally come with washers and dryers. So yeah, save change for laundry but then spend all of it on Cherry Cokes at the machine overlooking the laundry office and then complain that you never have any clean clothes.

3. Don't connect that one fan wire in that one socket, your PC will catch fire.

4. Buy a screwdriver and a vacuum cleaner. Then freak out when you realize that they're both the same color. (Like I just did)

5. You should probably plan out more than four items before making a list detailing what you've learned.

So...hi! I'm Zatchara! Or a more socially acceptable alternative is Zach. I'm twenty-three, somewhat resemble the situation of that individual up there and have paused more times while filling out this section than I have for a chess match (I can't play, so I just bum rush that shit. Zerg rushes can be translated to other mediums. You'll lose, though).

A little bit of what you'll see from me...beyond self deprecation. I'm an avid gamer and as such, have recently gotten into reviewing. So, I'll post some of my video reviews, which also act as a link to my written ones if that's more your preference. Though, instead I may post written reviews if images (mine have images) transfer well on these boards, and then just link the video review..or post it as well...words. Unlike most, I won't strictly adhere to reviewing new or old games, rather I'll do both. If I'm not reviewing a game, I may highlight Soccer, space travel, pirate attacks. Either way, I...I got stuff to say.

Oh, and hey..I play vidya gaimz sometimes. Granted, the only multiplayer game I'm hooked on right now is TF2, which happens to be an FPS that actually requires teamwork and skill. Yeah, I said it. My inconsistency has caused my actual ability to wane, so...I apologize to whomever I'm teaming with in the future. My favorite class would be Pyro, the fall back (due to the lack of composition on servers these days) is Soldier, and I'm trying to get a lot of use out of Scout because my interest in it has surged. I can generally dodge quite well (at least with heavies) but my shot is absolutely terrible.

Wait, but this forum revolves around Kingdom Hearts, right. I'll be honest, the only KH games I've played were I, II, and CoM. Didn't enjoy the battle system in CoM at all, but the other two games are great. Well, if you exclude the story. I find it to be incredibly convoluted at this point and, without intending to step on any toes here, damaged beyond repair. Essentially, I keep going back for the gameplay, beyond the happy-go-lucky plot hasn't intrigued me whatsoever. Granted, I heard 38234230840923840094/2 Days and Birth By Sleep have decent stories, but I haven't gotten around to playing them yet.

So, words.

 

Thanks

And thanks

 

I loathe tea, but thanks~

I use it quite often, being the cynic that I am. To each their own. I felt it didn't fit with the gameplay and often broke the flow. Thanks~