Yu Gi Oh Abridged : The Written Script 1

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Yu Gi Oh The Abridged Series 1

*INTRO*

Yami : Yu Gi Oh was filmed before a live studio audience

*flashes to yugi's school*

Yugi : Hey Joey, earth to Joey.

*Flashes into the class*

Yugi : Hey, are you in there? Its your move.

Joey : Sorry yoog. Dueling in this brooklin accent makes it difficult to concentrate on card games.

Tristan : I know what you mean. My voice is pretty crazy too. I'm thinking about changing it.

Yugi : By the way, my granpa has a super rare card.

Tristan : GROOVY!!!

random kid : Hey bada-bing!

*flashes to seto kaiba, which he was just off screen*

Seto : Rare card? That sounds vague enough to be the blue eyes white dragon. And since i'm a child billionair in charge of a huge gaming company, i obviously have nothing better to do than to check it out.

*flashes to yugi's granpa's shop*

Yugi : Hey gramps, can we see your super-rare-awesome-chocolatey-fudge-coated-mega-super card?

Soloman : I don't see why not. There it is, the blue eyes white dragon.

Joey : That's the least threatening name for a monster i've ever heard. What kind of moot would want a card like that?

*Seto barges in*

Seto : I'm here for your blue eyes, old man, and i won't take no for an answer. Now give it to me.

Solomon : No.

Seto : Curses, foiled again. i'm gonna hire some thugs to kidnap you now. I'm a billionair, so... nobody wouldn't even think of pressing charges.

Solomon : That Kaiba kid needs to get laid.

Tristan : BIG time.

*fades to next scene*

Yugi *at phone* : Hello. Game shop.

Seto *thru phone* : I kidnapped your granpa, Yugi, and then i duelled him into submission, so could you come over here and call an ambulance for him. i have far too much money to be expected to do it myself.

Yugi : Wait, who is this?

*flashes to kaiba corp. entrance*

Yugi : GRANPA!!! Are you ok?

Solomon : For some reason, playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured.

Seto : Thats right. And now, watch this.

*tears up the blue eyes*

Yugi : Granpa's special-super-rare-awesome-super card!

Joey : What the heck did you do that for?

Seto : So that it can't be used against me.

Yugi : In that case, why not tear up every single card up in the entire world?

Seto : Shut up and duel me.

Yugi : Don't worry gramps, i'll win this duel with your deck.

Solomon : Whai-whait a minute, i've been injured so you're gonna steal my deck and go play cards with your arch

rival?

Yugi : Pretty much.

Solomon : No wonder your parrents are never around.

Tea : Gather 'round, everyone. I'm gonna mark us with a special sign.

Joey : Uhhh. Hey Tea. Not for nothing but ain't this permanent marker?

Tea : Ooohhhh. Woops.

Joey : Why are you even carryin' that thing in the first place?

Tea : I'm a Cleptomaniac, i stole it from school.

Tristan *off screen* : Hey, my wallet's missing!

Tea : Kaiba took it!

*flashes to the duel arena*

Yami : Its time to duel!

Seto : Hey. Did your testicles just drop in the past five seconds or something? What the heck happened to your voice?

Yami : Holy Rah! Real monsters!

Seto : Actualy, they are just super advanced holograms created for the soul purpos of enriching the experiance of a children's card game.

Yami : Ok seriously, you've got to be f*beep* kidding me. Who wastes all that money on something like that?

Seto : The guy who's gonna beat your pasty pharaoh butt with three blue eyes white dragons. Thats who!

Yami : Wait a minute. Did you just summon a bunch of monsters one turn?

Seto : Yeah, so?

Yami : That's against the rules, isn't it?

Seto : Screw the rules, i have money. Now draw your last pathetic card, Yugi, so i can finish you.

Yami : My granpa's deck HAS no pathetic cards, Kaiba... Except maybe for kuribo. But it also has THIS!

*shows exodia*

Yami : The unstoppable exodia!

Seto : Aaahhhh! Exodia! It's not possible! Nobody's been able to summon him!

Yami : Really? Is it because it's so rare?

Seto : No it's because this game makes no sence. Nobody could figure out how to do it.

Yami : Nobody except ME! Exodia, obliterate!

Mokuba *for some reason* : Big brother. Is it time for my cameo yet?

Seto : Owww. How can you summon exodia?

Yami : Kaiba, if you really wish to know, then talk to the hand!

Seto : Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

*flashes to the hospital*

Solomon *waking up* : I wet myself.

*Fades into Pegasus' oddly dark room*

Henchman : Mr. Pegasus, sir. It seems the reining duel monster's champion has been defeted by someone named

Yugi...... Also, it's time for your spongebath.

Pegasus : Mmmmmmmm

*5 second credits*