Goldfish

Heheee...he did when we were on the plane! If he had a hammer he woulda smashed my head in two...but he didnt wanna go to germany alone! Poor sod'll get himself lost! =P

I was on my way to Germany for...something, and my friend is muslim. He had this Black and white arabian scarf on which sort of covered his face and i noticed some of the guards were looking at us wierdly. We were walking to the terminal then stupidly i shouted out while poiting to my friend "I found osama bin larden!!" and next thing you see are like 50 SWAT police dudes run out of nowhere with fecking guns surrouding everyone standing in the area we were in! They searched us all one by one and i made the flight get delayed for like an hour! xD Im such an idiot!

Well when your on your way here....dont draw attention to urself at the airport! xD j/k but really don't...happened to me one time! wasnt the smartest idea i'd ever had!

hhmm...i see! So your a 'Crazy old mutant muslim ninja cyborg' xD
Man im cracking up over 'ere!

Hahahaa...So...how exactly are you muslim again?

uuuhh...okaay! So your a muslim?
Man ive heard alot of wierd stuff in my life..but thats gotta be the wierdest! xD

You ain't muslim! xD

That was hilarious!
not a typical indian family though! i laughed when he's sisters and cousin came in on him butt-naked! xD

Lol! Anwar was hilarious! Hes the one who was in Slumdog millionare!

Uh..cool? lol how was it?

Okaaay then!

Your a brilliant role model arent'cha? :rolleyes:

Oh yh...gives you an excuse to drink! xD

Ya wish you was! =P

Im not running away...and atleast i can run!
you could put a hip out at your age! xD

Crashin out now!
wrong timing!
laters dude!

When did you say that smartass?

Scince when was i your daughter? man this family is twisted! we gotta stop travelling back in time and having children dude! xD That sounds soo wrong!

Laters dude!

Its Mount Vesuvius!