Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

Because the government allows it.

Who is the government?

 

Why cant I think of a stupid question?
Oh wait a minute.

 

That's, like, a paradox, man...whoa....

Why come whenever a bell rings, a new stereotype is unleashed onto the world with the unharness-able power to start wars and destroy worlds, leaving nothing but sadness and horror in it's wake?

 

because I don't understand a word you just sayed.

 

Yes...

How do you kill a Vampire?

 

shoot it or beat it up or or or .............. ive lost my point
who do u erase a pensil

 

because if you won't, eraser industries will be bankrupt because no one will use eraser..

why potato chips tasty??

 

Because The Government Needs Money.

Why buy Potato Chips?

 

Because you don't know how to make them.

So how do you make potato chips?

 

You Take A Potato And Throw It At Someguy Named Chip?

What Do You Do Woth Potato Chips Beside Eat Them..?

 

Make a throne to the Potato Chip god Lactose the Intolerant.

Shnoppy isht und shnoppy shnoppy shnopp?

 

Snoopy is the Flying Ace!

So who is Snoopy?

 

U!

what is my dog?

 

U!

what is my dog?

 

My dog is a cat!

How many cats are dogs?

 

What color is Axel's hair again?

 

Purplish green of course.
What is roxas' name?

 

Luke Skywalker.

If practice makes perfect, and no one's perfect, then why practice?

 

Because people love creamed ice of course.

Why is there darkness?