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998,519
Then you must know of the terrible fooooootus ememerbicus fungus? It's a rare disease/virus of the shoe lace. It makes one shorter than the other.

 

998,518

:O
lol........hhhmmm....im gonna check my laces now just incase!

 

998,517
You'll watch it die then >:3

 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh.............................
-dies-

message engraved on tombstone...........998,516!

 

998,515
Hah! You fool! you forgot to highlight my post. MISCOUNTING IMBECILE!

 

Dude was that nessecary????? :/

998,514...............................

-dies again-

 

Huh . . . guess not ._.
998,513

 

^_^


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998,511
GAH! Your a zombie . . . [Pulls out 12-Gauge] Bye zombie >:3

 

998,510

NO NO NO NO WAIT!! im no zombie! im a vampire!
im draculas fith cousin!
nice to meet ya!

 

998,509
Uh-huh . . . [Reloads 12-Gauge with Holy Water laced bucks] I'm still gonna kill you, just give me a second.

 

998,508
dude u cant kill me....im already dead!!!! silver bullets......holy water, garlic....none of em work.....exept one! :O

 

998,507
That's right . . . [Takes out flaming chainsaw] Unless you're from Twilight*, you can't beat this one.
*According to Twilight, the only way to kill a Vampire is to set them on fire and dismember the body.

 

998,506

nnnnnaaahhhh not me!!! coz im related to dracula himself......u can only kill me with one thing.............
:x

 

Like you're related to the actual man, Vlad the Impaler?
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actually i am.....i have the certificate to prove it....its in the museum of historical artifacts in rome!

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998,503....

 

998,502

I'm just watching Harry Potter & the goblet of fire

 

998,501
watching POTC!!!!!

 

998, 500 :3