Devil's Wish

Granted, but your eyes will be explode.

I wish I could say bad words...

 

Granted, but you die of the plague.

I wish there was world peace.

 

granted but it will blow up eventually


i wish i had a trophy

 

Granted, but it comes alive and kills you horribly, sending your head to your mother through the mail.

I wish this forum stayed here.

 

Granted, but it's written: the noobest in the world

I wish i have a holiday now...

 

Granted, but your family is killed in front of your eyes.

I wish love was understandable...

 

Granted, but only to make you suffer...
I wish I could absent school now...

 

Granted, but your house is bombed by terrorists and your fiamily is killed and your blamed.

I wish Romeo and Juliet never existed...

 

Granted, but the television is explode so you can't watch anything

I wish curtis never say "kill, dead, terror, explode" again

 

Granted, but I find new words and your family is maimed and hung on crosses at city hall.

I wish all other wishes were reversed.

 

Granted, but just for a minute, and it's reversed your wish

I wish curtis drink cola 10 times a day and say "COLA IS GOOD!"

 

Granted, but I do that anyway.

I wish your head was cut off.

 

granted, but silver's immortal so the body puts back the head on and kills you.

i wish my wii could go on the internet so i could beat all of you brawlers and mario wii karters.

 

Granted, but your Wii breaks.

I wish I had money...

 

granted but it's counterfeit money so you get arrested


i wish i had a AK-47

 

Granted, but it's broken and explodes in your face.

I wish that people weren't evil...

 

granted, but they're all dead

i wish i knew how to bake bread

 

granted but you make a mistake and it's burnt


i wish i had a knife

 

Granted. Yur playing the game where you stab between your fingers and cut off all of them.

I wish people weren't evil...

 

granted, but since some people are always evil, there's no human beings on the planet

i wish i didn't get a single F in my report card. (only got one for history.)