Devil's Wish

Granted, but your teacher dies of heartattack at the sight of an A from you.

I wish this stopped.

 

Granted, but I'll made a new thread about this.

I wish star wars made a sequel movie again

 

Granted, but the movies is a complete disater and won't come out on DVD, and you didn't get to see it in theaters.

I wish I had a cute little puppy.

 

Granted, but the puppy is getting sick and not cute again...

I wish I could drink milkshake now

 

Granted, but you do and the milk is recalled and it's gone bad and anybody who drank it have 10 days to live

I wish we didn't have to many food recalls.

 

Granted, but we sent the food to you...

I wish i could speak spanish...

 

granted,but you have no idea what your saying and get shanked by a gang for asking them out.

I wish I had some oreos

 

Granted, but you get food poisoning and die.

I wish my pop was refilled.

 

Granted,but it was stale and alive and ate you

I wish I had control over death

 

Granted, but you now must ferry souls to the world of the dead.

I wish I wasn't here.

 

Granted,but everywhere else sucks to be at

I wish I had KH3

 

Granted, but it's a copy and you can't pay the fine and are killed.

I wish evil didn't exist.

 

granted,but now good is gone too

I wish I didnt drink the poison

 

Granted, but you are hit by a car and head crushed by a tire.

I wish for the devil's wish...

 

Granted, and you will live in the devil's house forever...

I wish for knowing why i wish for...

 

Granted, but your brain melts.

I wish for your wish...

 

Granted, but i will control your wish...

I wish to know what i wish in next post...

 

Granted, but this says nothing.

I wish for...

 

Granted, and it's continue it's: "I wish i drink cola 10!" And devil said, "Granted, and it's increase to 30!"

I wish I knew what is in curtis's mind....

 

Grated, but I'm stupid...

I wish I was smart...