Devil's Wish

granted, but you forgot it before you ever knew...
i wish i had some hot tamales

 

Granted, but then they burn your mouth to the point you need to go to the hospital.
I wish my truck was not broken.

 

granted, nut you break both your legs
i wish i was a human radio tha could play any song on demand (with my consent)

 

granted but for another easy payment of your sould you can receive an antenna, so you can broadcast the radio outside your mom basement.

I wish I have a clue...

 

granted, but now you lost the rest...

i wish my teeth were WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

granted, but your face is green
i wish I could fly and never die.....

 

granted but now you can get back on the ground

i wish my face wasnt green

 

i can get back on the ground? cool!

granted, but your butt turns blue

 

then you can't eat becuase you cant get to the ground and stuff... so yea

BTW i wish my burps shocked the house

 

granted but you become homeless...forever

i wish i could stop laughing from blue-butt..hahaha

 

granted but now you luagh at everything else... even your mom

i wish you did not make my butt blue

 

granted but your fingers are black

I wish I could fly to the moon.

 

granted...but you get stuck there and cannot fly back
i wish i could go to disneyland free anytime i want

 

granted but the moon blows up before you get there!

i wish all of my body color's went back to normal

 

granted but now you can't leave

 

granted, but that also means your teeth are back to yellow........

 

cool now they blew up disney castle before you got heheh.
i wish for bunny to rule the world...

 

granted but now you are his lowest slave hehehehe...

i wish it could be my birthday right now!

 

Granted, but know one remembers.
I wish my computer wasn't slow.

 

granted... but now you can't keep up

i wish i had 12 million dollor's!!!!!