Devil's Wish

granted but it would die soon anyway

i wish i had a iPhone

 

granted, but you lost all of your money after it's appeared.

I wish King of darkness gives me a iPhone

 

(lol) granted but blows up in your face

i wish i could read

 

granted, but the books are gone.

I wish I could summon leviathan to your house.

 

granted,but it floods your place too

i wish i had great luck

 

granted but it will run out in two seconds

i wish i didn't have friends

 

granted,you shall die a lonely death

wish i had powers over time

 

granted, but only just one try.

i wish i had a year of holiday.....

 

granted,but its one where we throw apples at you.

wish i had a bomb

 

granted, but it's explode in one second....

I wish somehow i could rule the world 3 times......

 

granted,but twice you are overthrown,then die of old age after 3 seconds on the third.

wish for nothin

 

granted, but your mom grounded you
i wish i understood every single language

 

granted, but all people died

i wish i could rule the world 4 times

 

granted, but you were banned from ruling the world.
i wish i could win 1 arcade tournament

 

granted, but you cheated and you're banned.

I wish somehow i stop saying, "I wish i could rule the world 5 times"....

 

granted, so we slice your throat and take out your voice box so you're a mute.
i wish there was no pain.

 

Granted, but you feel the pain of everyone.

I wish for poopieonthecookies.

 

Granted, but your friends ate them all.
I wish i could rule the mars....

 

granted,you rule over a lifeless planet

wish I had control over your life

 

Granted, but you die after that.
I wish i awoken after 12 hours from now...