Devil's Wish

Granted, but you lose your money...
I wish i'm genius

 

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granted but your brain explodes from being TOO smart (huh who knew)

i wish Bernie Mac didn't die

 

granted, but you die
i wish i knew what being a mod is like...

 

granted but it's terrible

i wish i didn't get guitar hero world tour for christmas and got rock band 2 instead

 

granted, but the game was a dud

i wish i was a lvl 100

 

granted but that was just for 0.01 seconds

i wish spiderman 4 would come out soon

 

granted but it was terrible
i wish that kingdom hearts 3 was out for ps2

 

granted but you couldn't get it

i wish i knew what to wish for

 

granted, but you die after you know what you wish for....

I wish there was no things such as SPAM!

 

Granted. Now we spam loungers kill you dead.
I wish i WAS a mod and nothing bad could happen to me from this wish.

 

granted but something bad will still happen

i wish i could live forever

 

granted, and you will always live, even all ppl on the earth died

I wish i get BBS and 358/2 days game now

 

Granted but there in Japanese. [Oh! o_o]

I wish that Sharks would be nice animals and wouldn't be so vicious >.<

 

Granted, but dolphins become ferocious and deadly.
I wish i understand all language

 

granted, you understood them all but yet still couldn't speak any

I wish i had the power of a god

 

Granted but you don't know how to work them. >.<

I wish my six fishes are still alive

 

granted, but they ate you.

i wish my homework was done at A+ standard

 

Granted, but you can't go to college.
I wish i got ps3 that will not broken, burned, and exploded

 

granted, but they no longer made ps3 games.

I wish the next post would not back fire on me.

 

Granted, but you dont and never will have controller's or any games.

I wish i had a new bag.

EDIT: Damn krish and getting there first, not changing mine tho