Finish the sentence

his intestine! the next morning he...

 

Got up and Broke his leg from...

 

someone that hit him with a bat! then..

 

He had horifying constapation...

 

and nobody came to his funeral because...

 

He wasn't really dead... In reality,

 

He was in a coma, but woke up when...

 

He heard "free ice-creams!", so

 

He got sad because....

 

They gave away the last on, But...

 

He was dreaming, the man just shout "free pizza!". Then, he decided to

 

Go get some and sneak it into a movie when...

 

He realized he forgot the corn pop ! After a light heart-attack, he ran away to take his revenge with

 

two tons of C4 and a cup of milk for...

 

begin the party ! He invited his dog and

 

found a cat and had some...

 

Friends to join the party, then

 

he dranked 10 beers and became stupid, after..

 

Someone beat him with a crowbar until...