Finish the sentence

everyone got scared and ran away with their own beer. luckily...

 

he had miller lite under the couch, except...

 

there was nothing in the bottle (OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!) so, he got up and decided....

 

to piss in the bottle and give it to.....

 

his dog and his dog went to drink it, THE TASTE WAS SO BEUTIFULL THAT THE DOG!!...

 

malled the man and....

 

the man turned into Dogman (with superpowers ). He went to...

 

save the day but was run over by a car. The owner of the car......

 

was Paris Hilton. She was on her way to...

 

Her mother's funeral. She got out of the car and....

 

smiled, looking at the corpse, she muttered "That's Hot." and...

 

the corpse got up and Paris said...

 

"Not again", and ran to...

 

the door but fell and broke her...

 

Butt. The corpse said "No wait i.."

 

just want an autograph", but...

 

"your dead so i won't bother." Then the corpses ran off to...

 

The doctor for...

 

Drugs to stop you from pooping. After he took the drugs we stopped pooping but he also stopped...

 

when he saw his mom and...