Finish the sentence

He said "Hi mom! How are you?" Unfortunately,

 

His mom was retarded. Then he said..

 

"Waffle are people two", then she...

 

said "Hi Grandma." Then she..

 

Jumped out the window screaming 'Aliens' and....

 

Landed inside the world biggest nose and...

 

Broke her knees from...

 

falling on a big chunk of snot. He tried to get up and...

 

Run bgut go mugged by a booger from...

 

Mars. The booger kicked him in the....

 

Stratossphere and then...

 

gave him a wedgie and threw him in a garbage then Bugs Bunny came in and....

 

asked "ehhhh what's up dugs" turning around seeing Tom(from Tom and Jerry) who began chasing him...

 

when Spike chasing them too and suddenly they stopped because they want KFC and go there. They found Colonel Sanders and....

 

got roasted, then.....

 

I ate him.
Furthermore I...

 

Waging war against Fast Food because it can make people more stupid and....

 

yet I still buy Disney movies, which corrupt our minds...

 

and make us commit suicide, but we still like......

 

Mickey Mouse.

My staff is very...