Good News Bad News Thread

GN: A chocolate-flavored carrot cookie that is healthy

 

GN: After running away from the cookie you find a PS3 in the street.

 

BN: The ps3 is radeoactive and is set to blow up in 3 seconds

 

GN: when it explodes, candy comes out!

 

I don't get this. Can someone tell me whats going on?

 

*Well, for every bit of news, you counteract it with either good or bad news.*

BN: The candy is rotten

 

GN: You like rotten candy!

 

BN: It's got maggots!

 

GN: but hahahaha you have bug spray

 

BN It's emty!

 

GN: (I dont know if this is good news or bad new but) your own stench repells them.

 

BN: you attract flesh eating flies!!!!

 

GN: you train them to be your own personal lakeis.

 

BN: The maggots ate them

 

GN: A giant disembodied but still fully funcianall Monkey head squishes them all.

 

BN: You just got pooped on by a million birds at the same time.

 

GN: Every bird just got shot.

 

BN: All the dead bird bodies fall on top of you.