Good News Bad News Thread

GN: You still have alot of money.

 

BN: A random man came up to you,took all your money and burned it for no good reson.

 

GN: you sold all of the Birds Feathers and got your fortune back.

 

BN: you found out the money was fake!

 

GN: But all of a sudden and out of the blue and all that jazz you win the lottery.

 

BN: You have a heart attack for finally winning something.

 

GN: the doc says that you'll be fine.

 

BN: The doc is a quack.

 

GN: You find another docter

 

BN: He is only 5

 

GN: He's a supre genious

 

BN: He forgot how to talk and can't give you a prescription.

 

*Uhhhh, theres already good news. You need to do bad news *

 

Just did. Sorry.

 

GN: His older sister is smarter and agreed to help you

 

BN: The only thing she doesn't know about is Heart attacks.

 

GN: You went to college and know about heart attacks yourself.

 

BN: You can't do surgery on yourself and thats the only way.

 

Turns out he's a pervert.