post your best "yo' mama jokes" here

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

 

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"

 

Yo mama's so fat she makes moby dick look like a pill...

 

I bet these have already been taken, but hey XD

Yo mama so fat my dad ran out of petrol trying to drive around her.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama so fat we're in her right now!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "Okay!"
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat by everyone.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Hallowe'en.
Yo mama so ugly her mother used to feed her with a catapult.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a toilet and wet herself.
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Alright, I'm out.

~DBD

 

yo momma so stupid when she saw the airport left sign she went home.

 

Hahahahaha

Yo mamma is so fat
When she farts, she bleeds

 

yo mama so stupid she climbed over a window to see what was on the other side

yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie

you mama so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn

yo mama so old that when i told her to act her age, she died.

yo mama so fat, that when she sat on a rainbow , skittles popped out

i got a million more guys

 

Yo mama so fat that she makes the car breaks down.

 

Yo mama is soo crazy, she went coocoo for my coco puffs =P

 

Not really a joke but more so to make the situation awkward...

"Your mums cool"
or...
"Your mums hot"

 

Yo mama so stupid she said are not to R2!

 

your moms so stuiped that when she was driving to Disney land she saw a sign that said Disney land left and she turned around.

 

Your momma sooz stupid..that..She left her packet on the couch..

 

yo momma so stupid she put makeup on her forhead to make-up her mind

 

yo mama so stuiped she slept with a ruler just to see how long she sleeps.

 

Your mama's so stupid, she bungee jumped so she can go to hell

 

yo mama so dumb that she went to the shoe store and bought the left shoe and stole the right one because the sing said by ne one get one free.

 

lol wow XD

yo momma so poor when i saw her behind a trash with a piece of paper in her hand i ask what she was doing she said shopping -_-

 

Yo mama's so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her parents