The "Ask Autopsy Anything!" - Thread

Way to the Dawn:

Why is it when you look in a bush you always find a ball? I never do, so I have no idea.

What did cured ham have? A fork in its skin, about to be eaten.

Why is your head not treated as a vital organ, given it's pretty damn vital? It isn't an organ.

When did slavery really end? It never has.

If pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why can't dogs look up? They're afraid of heaven.

Why does everyone feel scared when standing around a horse? Horsey Show (Donkey Show) har har har

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silver -
Is it true that you and Krish just got married? - She's my new second wife. So yes. Honey moon should be coming soon. Oh ho ho ho.

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Hope -
Well, give or take that it's never technically happened, and damsel's are normally too dull and sugar coated to even have a PERCEPTION of time zones, then I say no. They wouldn't be able to travel to escape their fate.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? - You have triumphed/reached your goal.

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Rawr -
And I'd like to ask how many wives and husbands you have =0 -

Wives : 2
Husbands: None
Affairs : 6+

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SexyninjaisSexy:
Do you believe friendship can be forever, or metaphoricly 'forever'. Like best friends for life? Or the type of friendship which is promoted in Kingdom hearts?

- If there was ever a record of friendship surviving centuries, eons (Gilgamesh and his BFF, for example), then it can survive that long. Earth can't last forever, so any record would make that whole notion obsolete.

But the funny thing about humans is that our 'perception' of forever is carried with us to our grave and beyond. The only true eternity lies within ourselves, not something collectively.

So, as long as you believe that it can -
it will.

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kupo -
why did you rape me with your limited edition halo controller last night?

-Because you didn't want to settle for a strap on.

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nosecap -
Because I like you, baby.

 

It could mean she may secretly have a penis.

 

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Next Questions, Por Favor.

 

It's because whenever I've been on other forums, I've made my presence known in the graphics section because I'm honest, and have the attitude, work, and work ethic necessary to back everything up.

And it doesn't really matter about how long someone has been on a forum in order to become a mod.
In that short time, you have to prove things to people that would've gone un noticed if you hadn't made them known.

What's also important is your attitude and how well you work with other people.
You can't kick and scream if you don't get what you want.

I've learned that and I've earned what I have now because of it.

 

Why do you have a hard time in real life?

 

Have you ever tried to just act positive or optimistic about things?

Trust me when I say that if you change your perception/attitude towards things, they tend to seem a lot more different and less menacing.

 

There you go <3

I've learned that people actually emit electro magnetic energies, naturally.
You know how the earth is made up of water, and its core is metal based? That gives us a field that keeps a crap ton of asteroids from hitting us every so often.

People actually have the same quality.
We're made up of water and metal as well because iron is in our blood from the meats we eat, and other things.

So that basically means that you're control of what happens in your life because you attract some of it. If you emit a positive energy, then positive things, and other things that'll make you happy will come to you one way or another.

 

lmaooooooooooooo.

anyway.

more questions, por favor.