The Wrong Answer Game.

A god with broken legs.

Why do people abuse there pets?

 

Because they love 'em so much they dont want anyone else to hurt them so they do it in advance! (KMT)

Why aren't there any penguins in New Jersey?

 

Because it's not cold enough for their brains to function.

Why don't aliens just come to earth and destroy us?

 

Coz they are afraid.......of me! ;D

Why is Mushu a dragon not a lizard? xD

 

Because his Deoxyribonucleic acid got confuse. o.o"

Why is Snow white, white?

 

She ain't white! Shes albino!!

Why are the dwarfs so damn short?

 

Because they have problems with tall people XD

What's the process of RNA?

 

Answer: The process of RNA has to do with the secretion of spam-like fluids from the brain.

Question: What am I doing right now?

 

Um playing a fun game.

What am I doing?

 

doing your parents' work

what's the equation for photosynthesis?

 

Carbon dioxide + Water + Light energy → Glucose + Oxygen
(or 6 CO2 + 12 H2O → C6H12O6 + 6 O2 + 6 H2O)

What the mathematical equation for The Pythagorean theorem?

 

Answer: One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

Question: What is the Force?

 

Your mommas underpants XD

What is a Lipid Bilayer?

 

Answer: A special toothpaste

Question: 123456...

 

1,000 monkeys

What is the cure for fungus?

 

A light cigarette.

Question: Am I forgiven?

 

No you are not forgiven.
(wrong answer)

Why do cats purr?

 

Answer: They purr because they like to eat your soul slowly.

Question: . . .

 

Answer:

question: what is a Pokemon?

 

Answer: an iPod with powers.

Question: What is this?