The Wrong Answer Game.

Coz they are smarter than humans?

Why do people sleep?

 

Because they are trying to collect radio active waves from the aliens in space.

Why do people say "I love you"?

 

Coz they really hate the person their saying it to!

What is snow made out of?

 

Snow is made out of Alien pee. XD

Why do people say Break a leg?

 

Coz they are casting balck magic on you and they really want you to break your damn leg!

Why was shakespear bald?

 

Because he had acid poured on his head for a basic experiment that really went wrong.

Why do frogs says ribbet?

 

A cardboard box.

What is a butterfly?

 

A man eating bug. XD

If a meteor hit earth a destroyed half the earth and galactic aliens came out of the meteor where would YOU hide?

 

......a cardboard box! Duh!

Why is a graveyard so depressing.?

 

Because of the Zombies.

Why do people smoke knowing that it's bad to them but they don't really give the fuck?

 

coz they want to be healthy?

why do people snore?

 

because there having a bad dream?

Why is Mr. Krabs so cheap?

 

Because the drugs he buys is cheap.

Why does my cat keep on meowing at me.

 

Because it wants your chest milk. XD

Why do cats like cat nip?

 

CHEST MILK W.T.F.?! O.M.F.G. that was funny.

 

Right Reon ha ha ha I wasn't trying to be funny....or was I?

Why don't snakes have legs?

 

Because Jesus is Jigsaw.

 

Why aren't you posting the question?

 

Because I am KIRA!!!

Why are you asking me questions?