The Wrong Answer Game.

It's that thing you use to eat your cereal with.

Question: What is Nozomi's scret identity?

 

She dappy from Ndubz! xD

What is facebook?

 

The gatekeeper of Zombieland

Question: WTF IS WTF?!

 

Because . . . because I love to see your rep Power X-D

Question: Why are you Offline?

 

Because I had to go engage Godzilla in my giant robot. What is the wrong answer to this question?

 

My backfoot?

Why do people ask questions?

 

Because they would like to have a bullet in their pin cushions. Why do people have fingers?

 

So they can run faster.

Question: Wut duh heww duz p021 meen?!?!?

 

TRANSIENT HYPERTRANSAMINASEMIA IN PEDIATRIC PATIENTS.

Why are people scared of death?

 

Because they lose the ability to poke paper X-D

Question: Why is my Avatar so sexy?

 

Because it has hotness syndrome. XD

Why is Fiji water so good?

 

Coz its from Fiji?

What is my name?

 

Ya f'in' know it

 

Your name is Cat scratch. Meow lol

Why do people get so embarrassed when their own grand-mom kisses you on your cheek?

 

they're not embarassed, they're just afraid that the fake teeth would drop out. (probably the right answer but i bet it isn't)

how was the computer invented?

 

Dr. Finklestine got his first invention wrong but like a dumbass he gave it to Lock Shock and Barrel who bought it into the future for Mr. Oogie Boogie but he didn't want it so they gave it to Micheal Jordan who gave it George bush who gave it to me and i created all the badass computers that we have in the world today!! No need to thank me peeps! xD

What is a USB?

 

United.Succubus.Bench

Question: Who is the real Answer Man?

 

Chuck Norris?

Where is Osama bin larden>?

 

Up your ass and around the corner.

Question: What flavor of Campbell's soup is Lily?!